Serious golfers carry serious golf clubs in a big bag. Let's face it, though, you and me are far from aspiring for a spot on the next PGA Tour. In fact, I only come to the course because you like smashing balls and sinking them into holes. Next time, make your golf game more convenient by ditching the bag and taking the 33-in-One Golf Club instead.
Looks like it's every golf club my crappy-shooting ass will ever need all packed into one. Seriously. A simple twist of the dial can adjust it to function as any one of two drivers, five putters, three fairway woods, 14 irons and nine wedges. Plus, you can laugh at everyone else and their stupid set of expensive clubs -- delusional amateurs.
The 33-in-One Golf Club is an adjustable ball-smacking stick that carries the look and feel of a classic iron. Armed with a gear system inside the heel, the head can adjust to 33 different loft angles, allowing you to use it for absolutely any imaginable shot. Head is made from 17-4 stainless steel, which is the same material they use for most pro equipment.
Designed for golfers at least 5'8'' tall, the club measures 38.5 inches long and weighs 1 lb. Even more impressively, the whole thing can retract into a 19-inch long stick that you can easily fit into a bag for easy portability after you're done playing for the day.
Meant for use primarily as a portable travel club, the 33-in-One Golf Club is available from Hammacher Schlemmer, priced at a reasonable $199.99.