Bathe In Money With The 5lb Bag Of Shredded Currency

Some people say money can cure all ills. Now's your chance to find out with these 5lb Bags of Shredded US Currency, each of which contains approximately $10,000 worth of shredded greens.

Top it in your pizza, boil it in water or eat it raw, then check after one day to see if it cures your sex addiction. I heard that's what they do in them sex rehab facilities, after all, which is why it's only rich folks like Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen in there. If that doesn't work, you can always just sprinkle them in your bath tub in the morning, so you can start the day off smelling like money. Real, stinking paper money.

The 5lb Bags of Shredded US Currency comes directly from the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, which means it's made from ripped and torn US notes that would have been legal tender had they not been shredded to fine bits. All the bills were supposedly removed from the manufacturing process prior to delivery to the Federal Reserve System for whatever reason, so they have not been monetized.

Want to impress people at your next party? Use these for confetti and tell everyone you're Richie Rich. Throw a handful in their face if they don't believe you, those haters. You can probably pick up some invisible tape and begin piecing them together too, just like a jigsaw puzzle. Who knows, you may just luck out and scrounge a couple hundred dollar bills. Major profit!

You can score your own 5lb Bag Of Shredded Currency from the government for $45 each.

[Money Factory Store via Red Ferret]