• Add Smileys To Your Post-Its With The Kaoiro Emoticon Stamp

    Add Smileys To Your Post-Its With The Kaoiro Emoticon Stamp

    Emoticons are great at expressing how we feel. So why restrict its use in text messages, IMs and email? Not anymore with the Kaoiro Emoticon Stamp, which lets you lace your real paper letters with 2,000 different kinds of emoticons. Of course, you can always just use a pen to draw a smiley on the Post-It note you’re leaving for the guy on the next shift, but it doesn’t look official. Stamped items, on the other hand, have a way [...]

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  • Carstache Pimps Your Car Into Burt Reynolds Territory

    Carstache Pimps Your Car Into Burt Reynolds Territory

    I admit, the whole “adding a moustache to random stuff” thing is getting out of hand. Can’t blame the Burt Reynolds fan who tricks out his ride with a Carstache, though, because it’s absolutely gorgeous. What’s a Carstache? It’s a fake giant moustache that you attach to a car’ grill using three rubber-coated wires, turning your ride from a dilapidated wreckage into a savvy, worldly-wise magical vehicle. It will still run like crap and die on you when you can’t [...]

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  • Bathe In Money With The 5lb Bag Of Shredded Currency

    Bathe In Money With The 5lb Bag Of Shredded Currency

    Some people say money can cure all ills. Now’s your chance to find out with these 5lb Bags of Shredded US Currency, each of which contains approximately $10,000 worth of shredded greens. Top it in your pizza, boil it in water or eat it raw, then check after one day to see if it cures your sex addiction. I heard that’s what they do in them sex rehab facilities, after all, which is why it’s only rich folks like Tiger [...]

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  • Top Chef Mobile Tour 2010 Cooking At A City Near You

    Top Chef Mobile Tour 2010 Cooking At A City Near You

    Freeloaders across the US will get a new chance to indulge in their favorite hobby (mooching), stuffing their face full with gourmet dishes and their pockets with free swag from the Top Chef Mobile Tour 2010. Yep, the TV show where glorified cooks go head-to-head making fancy-sounding grub is going back on the road, visiting cities around the country and distributing samples of their masterful cookery. According to the Bravo website, this year’s tour will feature a restaurant-style format, complete [...]

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  • Star Wars Lightsaber Room Light Keeps The Force Strong In Your Bedroom

    Star Wars Lightsaber Room Light Keeps The Force Strong In Your Bedroom

    By night, it helps you sleep soundly. By day, it lets you slay enemies of the Force. It’s the Star Wars Lightsaber Room Light and it’s the weapon of choice for Jedis who can’t sleep without the lights on. Tee-hee. In the bedroom, you keep it on the wall, illuminating your nights with its low, understated glare. There are monsters in your room? Fear not. Straddle up to the mounting spot, draw your lightsaber and battle them to the death. [...]

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  • In This Corner, Weighing 62Lbs, The EC280MG RC Excavator

    In This Corner, Weighing 62Lbs, The EC280MG RC Excavator

    The Despe EC280MG isn’t likely to win you any race down the local tracks, but if you want to dig a hole those nitro-powered RC spitfires can fall in, you aren’t gonna find anything better. A 1:14.5 scale replica of a real-life heavy-duty excavator, the radio-controlled behemoth is both adorably genius and downright ridiculous. Why would you buy one? Maybe you want to dig a hole in the garden but don’t particularly favor getting your hands dirty; maybe you want [...]

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  • Hori HD LCD 3 Turns The PS3 Slim Into A Portable Gaming Rig

    Hori HD LCD 3 Turns The PS3 Slim Into A Portable Gaming Rig

    We’ve seen people mod PS3s into portable consoles with their own displays before. What we haven’t seen is a company make a similar setup that you can pick up from stores. Until now. Crafty Japanese manufacturer Hori did just that with their HD LCD 3, a third-party accessory designed to slip over your PS3 Slim so you can get your game on while on the road. The display can fold over the top like a notebook, making it possible to [...]

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  • 360 Cola Tastes Like Soda, Hits Like Vodka

    360 Cola Tastes Like Soda, Hits Like Vodka

    Want to get your drink on without attracting unwanted attention? Get yourself an empty plastic Coke bottle and fill it with 360 Cola, a flavored vodka that mirrors the look and smell of caffeine-injected soda, all while delivering the buzz of intoxicating liquor. Ahhh…twist the cap to refreshness. If you’re not familiar with 360, you’re probably not the only one. A slightly obscure vodka maker, they also happen to be one of the most eco-obsessed we’ve seen. Not only do [...]

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  • AK47 Aqua Fire Blasts Enemies With Four Water Bullets Per Second

    AK47 Aqua Fire Blasts Enemies With Four Water Bullets Per Second

    You’ve never had a water-pistol fight until you’ve traded stinging wetness like they exchange bullets in a battlefield. Enjoy fast-paced drenching battles with the AK47 Aqua Fire, a battery-powered automatic water gun delivering payloads at a rate of four liquid bullets per second. Ratatatat. Unlike other heavy-duty water guns, this one doesn’t require you to waste time pumping air. Just put in the clip, aim and fire at will at your hapless coworkers. Once you’re out of ammo, simply run [...]

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  • Hello Kitty Wine Makes Being An Alcoholic Almost Cute

    Hello Kitty Wine Makes Being An Alcoholic Almost Cute

    Let’s face it. Hello Kitty’s appeal has long gone past the under-12 crowd, crossing over to people in their teens, 20s, 30s and beyond. Now, the impossibly kawaii cat can be the Sanrio-lovin’ alcoholic’s drinking companion too with these Hello Kitty Wines.  The prospect of getting drunk never looked so cute. Yep, they’re alcoholic beverages with Sanrio-sanctioned Hello Kitty branding. That way, you can drink yourself silly after realizing how much money you’ve actually spent on your Hello Kitty collection. [...]

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  • How To Roll Like A Rockstar At This Year’s Bonnaroo Festival

    How To Roll Like A Rockstar At This Year’s Bonnaroo Festival

    Music festivals are awesome. Except for the sleeping in a tent on dirty ground next to thousands of sweaty, smelly revelers part. Unless you enjoy your music best while being dirty and smelly, of course.  If you’re planning to hit Tennessee for the Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival in June, that doesn’t have to be your fate. Sign up for the Bonnaroo Total Access and enjoy the festivities like the real VIP your mom always knew you’d become. If you’re [...]

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  • Binocktails Sneaks Alcohol Inside Modern Gadgets

    Binocktails Sneaks Alcohol Inside Modern Gadgets

    If you’re neither an old man nor a pimp, rocking a walking cane to sneak in alcohol doesn’t really fly. Hiding the secret sauce inside a common gadget, however, sounds like it can actually work. Binocktails will have you covered on this one, with their line of alcohol-sneaking devices that you can carry out in the open without arousing much suspicion. Got a hefty appetite for drinking? Better come up with a reason to carry the Binocular Flask, a double-chambered [...]

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  • You Made What Into A What? The Ferrari Roller Coaster

    You Made What Into A What? The Ferrari Roller Coaster

    One of these days, you’ll own a Ferrari too. Is that what you keep telling yourself to make you feel better about your life?  That’s what I do. In the meantime, we can make do with this: a Ferrari roller coaster. Just one of the many attractions you can look forward to at the almost-finished Ferrari World Abu Dhabi theme park, the coaster will involve two tracks running parallel to each other. You ride in a Ferrari F430 replica, with [...]

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  • Natural Born Killa Custom Lowrider Gets Skulls, Pinstripes And…Kandy Magenta?

    Natural Born Killa Custom Lowrider Gets Skulls, Pinstripes And…Kandy Magenta?

    If the Addams family grew up in the midst of Lowrider culture and developed an affinity for the color magenta, this is the bike Pugsley would have gotten on his birthday: the Natural Born Killa. A custom lowrider created by 23-year old Dany Morales, the bike has been a work in progress for the last fifteen years. He first received it as a hand-me-down from one of his older brothers when he was eight and has been the canvas of [...]

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  • Snakes On The Stage: DBZ Venom Snake Skin Guitar

    Snakes On The Stage: DBZ Venom Snake Skin Guitar

    We love snakes.  Even though that Snakes on a Plane movie sucked reptilian eggs, I still managed to watch it three times, cursing along with Samuel Jackson on each one.  Popular guitar maker DBZ Guitars sure knows how to tug at my heart.  Yep, its a snake on a six-string – the DBZ Venom Snake Skin, a pointy axe with a scaly-looking body that’s guaranteed to get PETA boycotting your next gig. But, alas, the snake skin is fake. Which [...]

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  • Whip Up An Exotic Meal With Destination Dinners

    Whip Up An Exotic Meal With Destination Dinners

     Trying to impress a date with your cooking wizardry, but the extent of your kitchen genius ends at scrambled eggs and bacon? I sympathize. I lied about being an understudy on “The Iron Chef” once or twice too just to get girls over. Don’t worry, though. Destination Dinners could save you from embarrassment yet. A food delivery company, they let you order packages that contain most of the things you’ll need to prepare grub that takes your date’s palates [...]

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  • XBox 360 RROD Coffin Gives Your Red-Ringed Console A Dignified Death

    XBox 360 RROD Coffin Gives Your Red-Ringed Console A Dignified Death

    Between me and my cousins, we’ve had three past-warranty Xbox 360s RROD on us. We couldn’t find the heart to dispose of the unfortunate bastards and now we know why. We were waiting for this: the Xbox 360 RROD Coffin. I love the Xbox. Frankly, though, Microsoft deserves to be tortured by Jack Bauer an entire 24 hours for the crap design that made RROD a regular part of the gaming lexicon. With official warranty providers pegging failure rate at [...]

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  • Aiptek Boombox DVD Projector Lets You Carry A Portable All-In-One Entertainment System 80s-Style

    Aiptek Boombox DVD Projector Lets You Carry A Portable All-In-One Entertainment System 80s-Style

    Can’t afford that expensive 72 inch LCD TV? Not a problem. Watch your favorite shows, clips and DVDs up on the wall with the Aiptek Boombox DVD Projector, a full-featured AV ensemble clad in an 80s-style boombox chassis. Teens of the 80s who used to haul one around should be wetting their pants with envy. Not only do you get a loud boombox to pipe out snarky beats, you get a digital TV tuner, a DVD player and a mini-projector [...]

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  • The Oncoming Onslaught Of Questionably-Themed iPad Accessories

    The Oncoming Onslaught Of Questionably-Themed iPad Accessories

    We all knew that the iPad’s upcoming debut this month will bring forth a slew of novelty accessories based around feminine pads.  Here’s the funniest one  I’ve seen so far: the iMaxi, an iPad Cover designed to look like a giant sanitary napkin. Sure, we can see this one coming a mile away.  The Hip Handmaids creation doesn’t hold back, though, and that’s just grand.  It even comes complete with protective wings for flaps and bundles into a neat fold [...]

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