Sure, it’s nowhere near as awesome as Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s scythe. Since you’re not a born slayer, however, this Dead-On Annihilator will probably do as your vampire destroying weapon of choice. Plus, you can use it for demolition tasks around the house after is all quiet on the vampire front.
Honestly, we’re not sure if this demolition hammer can rip through a vampire’s heart. That spike at the base sure looks good enough to pierce, though, so it might work. Plus, you can always follow up with hammering your bloodsucker on the head. We still recommend keeping a stake and holy water in your back pocket, though, to be sure (hey, this new generation of vampires can be tricky).
As the name suggests, the Dead-On Annihilator is a hardcore utility bar for wreaking havoc and implementing destruction. Forget about building things with this in tow — it’s a serious demolition instrument with no mind for finesse.
Offering plenty of ways to destroy, it integrates a demolition hammer (for breaking vampire heads), a demolition axe (for ripping through their coffins), a tile ripper, a nail puller, a wrench, a chisel, a board-straightener and… gasp… even a bottle opener. According to the product page, the hammer can be used to break down very hard surfaces, while the axe can wield its destructive ways over dry wall, wood slots, shingles and strip conduits. All that, by the way, in a package measuring a mere 18 x 5.5 x 1.25 inches and weighing 3.7 lbs.
Dead-On calls the Annihilator their “baddest, meanest utility bar ever.” Plus, it looks like a weapon straight out of a movie. You can buy it from the link below, priced at $49.99.
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