Edible Bugs Gift Pack: Here, Have Some Insects In A Can

Tired of deadbeat roommates refusing  to buy groceries and eating all the canned food you stock on the shelves?  Yeah, that's annoying as heck.  You tried talking to them and got laughed at.  You tried getting very mad and got ignored.  You wanted to start hiding all the food on a Proto Floor Safe, but realized the darn thing is out of price range for anyone who can't afford to live without roommates.  Well, how about changing your diet to one they won't bother stealing with the Edible Bugs Gift Pack? 

Yeah, I know.  Eating insects is gross and all, but you're down to your last straw.  Sure, bamboo worms for dinner won't be as good as corned beef, but it sure as heck is better than coming home and learning Brad cleaned out your last three cans of grub.  Everything is pre-cooked and seasoned in delicious-sounding flavors, too, so you can just close your eyes and pretend you're eating something else while dining on a can.

The Edible Bugs Gift Pack is a set of ready-to-eat insect dishes housed inside a tin can measuring 2.5 inches in diameter and 1.5 inches tall.   Each set includes seven cans in different flavors: Bacon & Cheese Grasshoppers, BBQ Bamboo Worms, Nori Seaweed Armor Tail Scorpions, Salted Queen Weaver Ants, Sour Cream & Onion Dung Beetles, Wasabi House Crickets, and Giant Waterbug Chili Paste.  All the insects included are lab-tested and professionally processed to ensure food safety and quality, so they should be just as tasty as your favorite gourmet in a can (well, maybe not, but it will do).

Thinkgeek has the Edible Bugs Gift Pack available now, priced at $39.99.

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