Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt Puts A Slab Of Meat Between Two Full Sandwiches

Declared your war against healthy food?  Put down the KFC Double Down and sink your watering mouth into Friendly's latest assault on your arteries, the delectably frightening Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt.

Boasting a whopping 1,500 calories, including 870 from fat, the new menu item is exactly what the Bible envisioned when they talked about gluttony as a deadly sin.  Pair it with fries and a Coke and you'll have your average daily calorie requirement in just one meal - perfect for busy folks who have no time for all that eating during various times of the day.

Friendly's Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt consists of a thick slab of 100% Black Angus Big Beef Burger with lettuce, tomato and mayo, sandwiched between a pair of grilled cheese sandwiches from both top and bottom.  If it tastes anywhere as good as it looks, committing gluttony just might be worth the trouble.  A deadly sin is just no match for a satisfied stomach.

Based on Chubby Melts and Fatty Melts served in the South, it's easily the shortest route to dry heaving and after-lunch vomiting.  Consumed on a regular basis, it’s possibly the most optimal route to being the next contestant on The Biggest Loser too.

Yes, you can grab one at your nearest Friendly's branch now.

[Friendly's via Consumerist]