Back when you went through a Hunger Games phase, the Bow and Mallow grew to become your favorite way to annoy family and friends. Now that you've gotten over it, you want a new way to fling marshmallows: we recommend getting one of these Mazookas.
One-upping your standard handheld marshmallow shooter, the toy takes on the form of a shoulder-fired mallow launcher, allowing you to pelt enemies with sugary treats Rambo-style. It's got power to spare, too, hurling mallows at distances up to 40 feet.
The Mazooka Marshmallow Bazooka measures 22.5 x 7.5 x 3 inches, making for an intimidating weapon to carry while walking around the office floor. It's powered by an internal air compressor that, when turned on, builds up pressure to prepare your cottony projectiles for launch. You need to wait between 5 to 10 seconds to allow it to build up to maximum pressure before attacking the occupants of that cubicle 40 feet away, though, but don't worry, you won't be held up too long -- the compressor automatically charges as soon as you fire one marshmallow. And just in case you need help getting your aim right, it comes with a flip-up, light-up sight.
Shooting a marshmallow 40 feet away requires serious power, so you need to load up on batteries: the bazooka requires six AAs to operate. Each fresh set should get you up to 50 shots at max range before beginning to wane.
Want one? The Mazooka Marshmallow Bazooka is available now from VAT19, priced at $49.99.Check It Out