• Flexdex Photon Light Board Confirms It – Everything Looks Cooler With LEDs

    Flexdex Photon Light Board Confirms It – Everything Looks Cooler With LEDs

    If you were a kid in the 80s, the Flexdex Photon Light Board is probably how you’d imagined skateboards to look like in 2010 – riddled with plenty of electronic lights.  Except they’re supposed to be hovering in the air, instead of just rolling on small wheels like they always did. Where’s the jet motor, the vertical take off and all that?  Well, that will have to stay in your imagined future for now.  Instead, you’ll have to console yourself [...]

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  • Oxyfit Pumps You Up With 50% More Oxygen Anywhere You Go

    Oxyfit Pumps You Up With 50% More Oxygen Anywhere You Go

    Need to shed more pounds off your fat ass?  Exercise longer and harder with the Oxyfit backpack, which gives you more oxygen to help you last longer. According to Japan Trend Shop’s scientific team (made up entire, we assume, of sly marketers), our atmosphere is about 20% oxygen.  Due to pollution, poor ventilation and other environmental factors, though, you’re likely getting less than that at any time.  It’s a shame because increased oxygen does many wonderful things, including speeding up [...]

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  • Beauty And The Geek Pants Is The Ultimate Mobile Accessory And Fashion Disaster In One

    Beauty And The Geek Pants Is The Ultimate Mobile Accessory And Fashion Disaster In One

    Why wear a QWERTY keyboard right on your pants?   Because a keyboard looks more awesome than factory-applied rips, tears and stains.  At least, that’s what I’m hoping for with the Beauty and the Geek, a casual-looking pair of jeans with a bunch of electronic peripherals integrated into it. Designed by Erik De Nijs, the keyboard is positioned right at the crotch and front leg areas, which should feel like typing with a real keyboard on your lap.  I’d caution you [...]

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  • 2010 Ranger RZR Robby Gordon Edition Is A Sport Side By Side That Seats Four

    2010 Ranger RZR Robby Gordon Edition Is A Sport Side By Side That Seats Four

    Utility Task Vehicles (UTV) have also been called side by sides because of their two seater configuration.  The new 2010 Ranger RZR 4 Robby Gordon Edition, which should technically be a sport side by side, throws a wrench into the whole mix by coming to the stage with four seats. Built for the dunes, desert and wide-open spaces, the new vehicle inherits all the performance attributes that made the Ranger RZR family a recognizable name.  Despite that, it does one [...]

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  • In Gangland Taiwan, The Handgun Of Choice Is A Shotgun Revolver

    In Gangland Taiwan, The Handgun Of Choice Is A Shotgun Revolver

    Shotguns pack a punch, but those things are also huge – not the type of weapon you can stick under your pants when you want to roll down packing quietly.  In gangland Taiwan, they’re supposed to get over that hurdle by using these: shotgun revolvers. Yes, it’s a small handheld weapon that you can, theoretically, hide under baggy jeans.  Really baggy jeans.  Unlike other pistols, though, it can take standard 12-gauge shotgun slugs and shells, allowing you to put a [...]

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  • Kenneth Cole Gives The Digital Watch Some Much Needed Style

    Kenneth Cole Gives The Digital Watch Some Much Needed Style

    Digital timepieces and class are two things that are rarely paired together.  Seriously, how awkward would it be to wear a Casio to a fancy dinner?  The Kenneth Cole Rubber Strap Digital Watch makes a strong statement marrying both, however, making it perfect for cats who want a LED panel watch with a little more flair than your regular G-Shock piece. Managing to keep the geek factor away despite a pure digital display and a rubber strap, it’s as stylish [...]

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  • Don’t Let Your Bladder Get In The Way Of Golf Game With UroClub

    Don’t Let Your Bladder Get In The Way Of Golf Game With UroClub

    We can’t decide whether the UroClub is cool or retarded.  We’ll let you be the judge of that.  One thing I do know for sure: it’s one bundle of clever, paired up with a heaping of gross. If you hit the greens often and have a hyperactive bladder, you’ve probably encountered a very frequent problem – realizing you need to pee while right in the middle of a game.  Sure, you can control it for a shot, maybe two.  The [...]

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  • Eco-Friendly Jeans Clean By Freezing, Instead Of Washing

    Eco-Friendly Jeans Clean By Freezing, Instead Of Washing

    Do you barely wash your denim trousers as it is? Well, with this upcoming line of freeze-cleaned jeans, though, you won’t ever have to do the laundromat dance to wear a clean pair of pants again.  Awesome for you and awesome for everyone’s nose around you also. Created by Brazilian fashion label Tristar, the new jeans won’t ever need to be washed for sanitary reasons.  Instead, all you have to do to kill those nasty smells and bacteria is to [...]

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  • Mandles: Because Relaxing Candles Can Soothe Tired Men Too

    Mandles: Because Relaxing Candles Can Soothe Tired Men Too

    Men don’t use candles unless there’s a power outage.  Never mind the fact that it can change a room’s ambience with little effort – we don’t need it.  If we want to influence a room’s atmosphere, we’ll either spray an air freshener or we’ll just fart, thank you very much. Gross bodily functions aside, don’t think it’s beyond your manly sensibilities to appreciate a good scented candle. Especially when the olfactory pleasures are made especially for men’s tastes and the [...]

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  • Workaholic Pillow Adds A Disguised Head Cushion On Your Desk For Those Sneaky Office Naps

    Workaholic Pillow Adds A Disguised Head Cushion On Your Desk For Those Sneaky Office Naps

    Like to sleep at work when no one’s looking?  Doze off comfortably with the Workaholic Pillow, a soft head cushion that folds up into an innocent-looking book to keep your office hour naps a secret. Yep, it’s a downy pillow disguised as a giant book.  We can’t read the Japanese inscriptions on the side, which is awesome, since no one at my office can understand what it says either.  If anyone asks, just say it’s your private diary that no [...]

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  • Fido Fashion’s Power-Generating Dog Leash Uses Kinetic Energy To Light Up Your Dog-Walking Path

    Fido Fashion’s Power-Generating Dog Leash Uses Kinetic Energy To Light Up Your Dog-Walking Path

    Got a dog who runs around like a crazed maniac while on a leash?  Put that hyperactive bundle of energy to good use with the Power-Generating Dog Leash, a retracting restraint that converts the  winding and unwinding of the leash into electrical power. Since the primary design simply intended to eliminate the need for carrying a flashlight when walking your dog at night, there are no batteries.   Any energy generated, in fact, is immediately fed to the four integrated LED [...]

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  • Discovery Channel Valentine’s Special Shows You How Dinos Do It…In Graphical Detail

    Discovery Channel Valentine’s Special Shows You How Dinos Do It…In Graphical Detail

    Got no date on Valentine’s?  Might be a good time to watch some dirty television.  No, we are not talking about Pay Per View channel on your cable.  Instead, we’re referring to the Discovery Channel special on dinosaur mating, called Tyrannosaurus Sex.  Hot! Tyrannosaurus Sex doesn’t just answer the questions, it shows dinosaur sex in all its glory. That’s a direct quote from the press release, which sounds like one half enticement and one half threat.   Shot after shot of [...]

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  • Read Books, Watch TV While Lying Flat As A Pancake With The Supine Reading Glasses

    Read Books, Watch TV While Lying Flat As A Pancake With The Supine Reading Glasses

    Do you find yourself sitting by the headboard, lying on your stomach or craning your neck on a pillow whenever you get your pre-sleep pleasure reading?   The uncomfortable positions do make you wonder about the “pleasure” part of that. Fact is, reading in bed is an absolute pain in the neck.  Literally.  Do something about it with the Supine Reading Glasses, an oddly-angled pair of specs that let you read while lying flat on your back. Lightweight and comfy, the [...]

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  • You Buy It, You Break It – The Less Lamp

    You Buy It, You Break It – The Less Lamp

    You’ve already got a couch that you can smash into shape.  Now, complement it with a giant egg that you can crack into a personalized design with the Less Lamp, a customizable, highly-original, ceiling-hung lighting fixture. Created by artist Jordi Canudas, the pendant light source starts life as a stark-black hanging egg.  Once you’ve got it hanging from your ceiling, you can then grab a hold of the included pick axe and begin poking at the shell.  Punch holes into [...]

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  • Tire Belt Uses Discarded Bike Tires To Hold Your Pants Up

    Tire Belt Uses Discarded Bike Tires To Hold Your Pants Up

    Even bicycle tires don’t need to end up in a landfill after they’ve blown past their useful life.  The Tire Belt shows off one way to do it, upcycling erstwhile trash heap fodder into a fashionable-looking accessory. Creator Julien Jaborska, a self-professed bike-riding fanatic, scours junk piles, bike shop garbage bins and other places where bicycle refuse ends up for his finds.  His creations are sourced from a gamut of bicycle types, with pieces crafted out of tires from BMX [...]

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  • Couch Potato Groom Figurine Shows The Bride How The Fairytale Ends

    Couch Potato Groom Figurine Shows The Bride How The Fairytale Ends

    Can’t believe your little sister is marrying that lazy slacker from down the block?  Wedding cake topper turns “wedding stopper” with the Couch Potato Groom Figurine, which realistically depicts what’s actually going to happen after her wedding is through. Retailer Things Festive thinks this is supposed to make the “forever on his ass” groom laugh at his own folly.  Seriously, the dude already knows what’s going down after they move in to that new apartment – he’s going to plop [...]

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  • Get Your Valentine Kicks On With The Supra 413 Edition Skytop Heartbreaker

    Get Your Valentine Kicks On With The Supra 413 Edition Skytop Heartbreaker

    Sure, wearing red on Valentine’s Day sounds tacky.  When the shoes look as good as the Supra 413 Edition Skytop Heartbreaker, though, it doesn’t sound as bad. Red as blood with white accents, the shoe is clad in the lines of the Skytop, their most popular model.  Sure, you can be a dateless geek on the one day of the year where it’s most awkward to be single, but dang it – these kicks should help dampen the resulting self-consciousness [...]

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  • Alfabeast Is A 156hp Frankenstein Bike, Stitched From Alfa Romeo, Harley Davidson And Kawasaki ZXR-750 Parts

    Alfabeast Is A 156hp Frankenstein Bike, Stitched From Alfa Romeo, Harley Davidson And Kawasaki ZXR-750 Parts

    What do you get when you pair up the head of a pig with the body of a Mini Pinscher?  I have no idea.  I do know what you’ll get when you squeeze in the V6 engine of an Alfa Romeo into a hardtail motorcycle frame, though: the Alfabeast. Spawned from the workshop of UK’s Crossbreed Cycles, the custom motorcycle’s identity crisis doesn’t end there.  One-man chop-shop crew Chris Barber also pulled out a four-speed gearbox and kickstart from a [...]

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  • Forget The Cup Holder, Give Me A Full Tray

    Forget The Cup Holder, Give Me A Full Tray

    I was very double minded about this post. Are we saying its OK to eat and drive? Heck no. But we are OK with you pulling over in a parking lot somewhere if you can’t wait to devour that sandwich, fries and coffee you just picked up from your favorite fast food chain. I know you thought you will able to wait till you get to office but looks like that burger is calling you right now. So how do [...]

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