There’s no shortage of specialty beer bongs to make drinking alone this Valentine’s Day just a little less depressing. The Q-Bong, however, supercharges the whole process of drowning your loneliness in suds by integrating a pressurized delivery method, shooting out a flash flood of beer like an exploding dam with a single push of the trigger.
That’s right, someone made a pressurized beer bong that will unleash a rampaging torrent of booze straight to down your throat at a rate far higher than anything before it. Whether you’re chugging beers at a tailgate, challenging friends to test each other’s drinking mettle, or just want a way to make enjoying a growler of craft beer less sophisticated than ever, this thing lets you do it like nothing else will.
The Q-Bong can accommodate up to 24 ounces of beer in the main chamber, so you can empty a pair of cans into this thing for each round of drinking. An integrated pump allows you to pressurize the chamber, with around 10 pumps getting the beer to shoot out like a regular beer pong and more sending the suds gushing like lava shooting out of an angry volcano. The outfit recommends a maximum of 25 pumps to keep foaming to a minimum.
Features include a collapsible design for easy transport, FDA-approved food-safe construction on every part, and a design that’s operable with a single hand. Do note, it’s not dishwasher-safe, so you’ll have to clean it by hand after every party.
Available now, the Q-Bong is priced at $19.99.