Can't stand the clutter of multiple USB cables snaking through your desk? Get a USB hub. Can't stand the sudden neatness of your desk after doing that? Trade in that tiny USB hub and fill up all that empty space with a SpacePort USB Hub.
Measuring 9 x 4.5 x 5.2 inches, it's guaranteed to take a prominent amount of space in your table, forever solving your problem of a lonely and barren desk. It's quite the looker too, with its rocketship design and reflective shiny finish.
The SpacePort USB Hub is made from silver ceramic, with the rocket sculpture set atop a four-port USB hub base. If you enjoy 50s-style space art, the sculpture should be right up your alley, as it mirrors that same aesthetic (think older comic books and black-and-white B-movies). Suggestion: mix in a couple of astronaut action figures and some goofy aliens to give your desk a crowded and messy sci-fi theme.
Even if you don't need an extra USB hub (heck, you probably have a couple hiding in a box somewhere), this should make for an interesting display piece. And if nothing else, the 2.5-pound heft should make for the prettiest paperweight in your desk.
Amazon has the SpacePort USB Hub available now, priced at $39.95.