Stone Drink Dispenser Lets You Squeeze Booze From A Stone

Your watermelon keg is fun and all, but you have to admit: it's a lot of hard work to hollow that thing out to turn it into a proper drink dispenser.  Save yourself the hard work without giving up the awesome with the Stone Drink Dispenser instead.

Designed by Jeff Henderson, it's a big lump of stone that's been handcrafted to serve as a tap system for bottled beverages.  Kind of like the kegs we imagine they used in the Bedrock joint Fred Flinstone frequented during happy hour.  Outfitted with tubes and a spigot, simply put a bottle of your favorite spirits or a growler of craft beer on the top hole, then draw it out from the tap.  Convenient and pretty as heck, too.

The Stone Drink Dispenser comes in two general styles: found stones that were turned into a proper dispenser with a flat base and rectangular dispensers made from granite blocks.  The found stones are limited in numbers, so best try to get your hands on them while you can; if they run out, the granite version supposedly comes in more generous supply.  Dimensions are roughly 7 inches wide and 7 inches tall for the found stones (varies slightly depending on the original stone used),  while the square granites measure 4 x 4.5 x 7 inches (d x w x h).  Both feature handcrafted bodies, a stainless steel spigot, and a stone lever for that genuine caveman feel.

Uncommon Goods has the Stone Drink Dispenser available now, priced at $125.

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