You eat too much bacon. And you still can’t get enough. Might as well surrender to the bacon and make your own at home. If you have no idea how that’s done, better get the Baconkit. No need to scour local stores to compile the right tools for making your own bacon: just pick up a kit and you’re immediately ready to turn out your own fresh strips of delicious, fatty meat. Well, provided you didn’t forget to buy the [...]
I personally steer clear of novelty bacon-flavored hygiene products just because they rarely make sense. Bacon perfume, bacon shampoo and bacon soaps don’t exactly fill me with excitement — who wants to walk around smelling like fried pork belly fat from head to toe? We’ll make an exception for the J&D Bacon Shaving Cream, though. For the most part, it makes sense. Bacon is great for breakfast; you shave every morning. Eating a whole bunch of bacon will leave the lower [...]
You love bacon. And you have rolls upon rolls holed up in your freezer to prove it. Heck, you even bought a gamut of bacon novelties, like that bacon perfume in your dresser, those bacon band-aids in your medicine cabinet and the bacon hot sauce you lace your dinners with on a nightly basis. But you need something more pronounced, something that will announce to everyone who enters your kitchen that bacon rules this household. You need this Sizzling Bacon [...]
Bacon is no doubt one of the tastiest snacks on earth. Whether it’s breakfast, lunch or dinner, a piece of bacon adds something special to the overall meal. Up until recently bacon lovers have had to limit their enjoyment of this food to its traditional form, but over the last few years bacon products have started to take over the interwebz. This is great news for fans of this delectable meat but too much variety can also be confusing. So [...]
Flavored vodka has never been my thing, but I’ve always said I’ll make an exception for one that tastes like roasted pig. The Bakon Vodka isn’t exactly luau fare, but I’m tempted to grab a bite. I mean a swig. Need an excuse to drink in the morning? Uhh, I guess this will do. Dispensing of all that fruity-flavored mixes we usually find for the popular distilled liquor, this one’s laced with the meaty, savory and cholesterol-imbalancing taste of [...]
Life is hell for interns, especially when you’re stuck having to lick and seal envelopes for the company’s snail mail campaigns. If you want your underpaid workforce to embrace envelope-stuffing like it’s the most wonderful thing in the world, you can try switching to Mmmvelopes, the best-tasting mailers this side of planet Earth. With bacon-flavored adhesive in place of regular envelope glue, your interns will spend restless nights looking forward to their morning duties. Watch that stack of invitations for [...]
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