Once you take a beer can out of your stealthy DQM Chinook Cooler, there’s no choice: you either chug it down or it gets warm soon enough. And warm beer really isn’t my cup of beer. Doesn’t have to be that way, though, if you have the Chill Puck. A modified ice pack, it’s designed to attach to the bottom of a can, cooling down your booze long after you take it out of the chiller. According to its creators, [...]
From now on, bottle openers are no longer cool. Your bottle opener barely dents the cap? Still not cool. It’s on a pair of flip-flops? Still not cool. It collects the caps so you can use it for currency in the event of a Fallout-style apocalypse? Meh. From this day forward, my unopened bottles of beer belong exclusively to the Cap Zappa. Like every bottle opener, you can use it to crank that round cap off the mouth of any [...]
Carrying a bottle opener ensures you have something to pop your beers open any time you feel the need to imbibe. Except you never really remember to bring one. So why not just put a bottle opener wherever you are likely to be pulling out a fresh bottle of carbonated beverage? That’s what the BROpener is for. You know how you can open a bottle on the edge of a table by prying the corners of the cap off it? [...]
Even the president of the most powerful country in the world (no, not China, the other one) gets drunk too. And if you’ve ever wondered how it must feel like to get drunk like America’s commander-in-chief, now you can with these White House Beer Recipe Kits. As you probably know, the White House blog recently revealed recipes for two beers the kitchen staff makes for the president himself, prompting many home brewers of all persuasions to recreate the thing in [...]
Home-made beer sounds good, especially since you’ve collected lots of recipes you’ve always wanted to try. But there’s no way you’ll be wasting your time making beer when you can be using that time making tons of money. Or drinking beer. Or making tons of money while drinking beer. Here’s a compromise: use some of that money you’re making to buy this Professional Microbrewery, an automated brewing system that lets you fashion your own beers without requiring an exorbitant amount [...]
You keep it classy. Even when drinking trashy beer. So instead of chugging out of a bottle or can, you pour the suds down a glass and sip from there. Unfortunately, being classy hasn’t kept you from being clumsy, so broken glasses have become a near-constant part of your existence. And that just won’t work. Sure, plastic cups would eliminate those shattered pieces of glass decorating your floor on a nightly basis, but there’s absolutely nothing classy about cheap ass [...]
Making your own beer sure is fun. Between getting the right equipment, learning all the steps and experimenting with ingredients, though, it’s a lot of work most people would rather not deal with. If you’re just hoping to add a slight off-kilter taste to your favorite off-the-shelf brand, setting up a microbrewery is overkill. The Randall Jr. Personal Beer Infuser should prove a more appropriate solution. Made by Dogfish Head, it’s a simple contraption for adding extra flavor to your [...]
Every man deserves a fridge full of beer. Rich men, too. But if you’re truly filthy rich, you deserve better than a fridge stocked with a generous supply of malty brew. You deserve a Brew Cave. A roomy box with lots of shelves and integrated cooling hardware, it’s a literal walk-in beer cooler. Just like those walk-in closets in rich people’s houses. Or a garage where you park your beer. Except it’s cold inside them walls so the beer gets [...]
Beer and ice cream have always made for an unlikely but delicious match. Think beer floats. Brewer’s Cow takes the union a step further, literally pouring beer into their commercial ice cream machines to turn out these beer-infused creamy frozen desserts. Bandied about as “the best beer infused ice cream in the world,” the alcoholic beverage isn’t just thrown in for novelty. In fact, it’s central to the taste, with the desserts supposedly exhibiting the malty characteristics and flavor of [...]
Sure, trained waiters can carry half a dozen cups of beer for delivery to your table without breaking a sweat. Try doing the same when refilling from the keg in the kitchen all the way to the living room, though, and you’ll realize just how tough it can get. Not quite the case with the Stack-Cup, which you can stack via the handle for easy handling even when full. Instead of trying to balance half a dozen cups filled to [...]
You have a pitcher of beer you want to keep by your side so you don’t have to leave the couch at any time during the UFC pay-per-view. But that beer just keeps getting warmer by the minute, so you throw in a good load of ice. Now, your beer keeps getting diluted by the minute and you just want to give up. Well, don’t do that just yet until you try the On-Ice Beer Dispenser. A cleverly-designed dispenser, it [...]
Granted, Fridge Monkey sounds like the name of an iPhone game than a storage solution. Despite the far-from-descriptive moniker, this anti-roll mat will cleverly store your bottles and cans, while maximizing the available space in your shelves. Designed to make full use of limited room in the fridge, the mat lets you lay down bottles and cans on their sides without having them roll over. That way, you can stack them in a tall pyramid formation, maximizing the space above [...]
Alcohol normally decreases sexual abilities. While that may be true, alcohol laced with a variety of your friendly neighborhood herbal viagra alternatives will likely work the other way around. That’s exactly what they’re hoping to accomplish with the Royal Virility Performance. Created by BrewDog, this is a limited edition beer made to commemorate the upcoming nuptials between that British prince and that commoner woman. Actually, the beer is meant to spoof all the other brewers trying to take advantage of [...]
We have no idea why you will want to make beer when you can just buy it. I mean, that sounds like work, specially if you’re a lazy bum like yours truly. Still, if you want to ferment your own “commercial-quality” brew, this WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery looks like a lovely equipment to do it with. Billed as the “world’s first all-in-one brewing appliance,” the machine lets you fashion your own alcoholic beverage in just seven short days — three weeks [...]
Know how people always joke about being plugged to a hospital IV filled with beer? Joke just got real with the Hospital Bedside Booze Drip, a medical-style contraption to administer beer while you lie down in comfort. Don’t worry, needles need not be involved. Instead, you can simply slip that feeding tube directly into your mouth, so each drop of the intoxicating medication tickles your taste buds before sliding directly down your throat. Very convenient, especially when you’re already too [...]
A cooler is very useful for keeping beer chilled during outdoor parties. Know what can make it even more helpful, though? If it lets you get a beer without having to walk over and scoop one. That’s exactly what the Shoot A Brew Cooler does. My longtime wish was for a robot cooler that you can ring on your cellphone and will automatically track you down using your phone’s GPS, rolling right next to you to let you grab a [...]
Beer bongs are fun. Unless you’re willing to carry around a funnel and a hose, though, it’s a pleasure best enjoyed during house parties. That is, until the Ultimate Bottle Bong came into the picture. Intended as a portable beer bong, the drinking contraption lets you convert any regular beer bottle into a makeshift beer bong. That way, you can turn post-work drinks down the corner bar into juvenile drinking contests that end in a lot of puking with accompanying [...]
Fact is, many bars would love you to buy those expensive, rarely-sold bottles of exotic beers they keep around. Problem is, getting a patron to shell out good money for something that could potentially taste like crap requires more persuasion skills than most bartenders can muster. The solution? Let the customers sample the beer. Here’s another problem: when you sample a bottle and refuse to buy it, the bar loses money. If they did it all the time, they’ll be [...]
Ever fancied forming a drunk musical ensemble? We’re thinking that’s exactly what you’ll get with Tuned Pale Ale, a microbrewed beer with a cleverly musical packaging. The bottle itself comes with musical scales on the label, so you can use it as an in-tune wind instrument. Drink it down to the level of the note you want, blow into the mouth and it will play back the exact note. Chugging beer halfway sounds no fun? You can always pour the [...]
Subscribe to RSS
Follow us
Follow us
Recent Comments