• Candy Cane Spoons: Celebrate Christmas With Every Meal

    Candy Cane Spoons: Celebrate Christmas With Every Meal

    Candy canes have always been a popular tooth-rotting agent during the holidays.  And you believe the colorful holiday candy should rot even more teeth this coming Christmas.  How do you force feed your Christmas guests more candy canes?  By serving everything with these Peppermint Candy Cane Spoons. Don’t think Christmas dinner will go well consumed with candy in every bite?  Yep, it will probably be an interesting taste.  But if you really want your household to consume as many candy [...]

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  • Giant Gummy Snake Might Eat Your Giant Gummy Bear

    Giant Gummy Snake Might Eat Your Giant Gummy Bear

    Remember the giant gummy bear? We hope you ate yours already, cause if you didn’t, this Giant Gummy Snake might just come to life and snack on that pudgy giant treat. If you prefer your gummys shaped like worms rather than bears, this mutated monster version will probably be right up your alley.  And like a proper snake, we’re guessing this can kill you too, with its 2,280 calories and inordinately high amounts of sugar. The Giant Gummy Snake measures [...]

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  • These Chocolate Skulls Look Way Too Real

    These Chocolate Skulls Look Way Too Real

    You love chocolates.  And you like having some in your desk at all times.  But since you work with people who are bored out of their wits for 8 hours a day, putting a slab of chocolate on your desk ensures people will be asking for a small piece every few minutes. And it will be all gobbled up well before lunch break.  You need something less inviting.  These Chocolate Skulls might help. Sized and cast to genuinely mimic real [...]

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  • Evil Hot Gummi Bears Come With Habanero Chili

    Evil Hot Gummi Bears Come With Habanero Chili

    You like Gummi Bears.  You like ‘em big.  You like ‘em small.  You like ‘em in all colors.  You like ‘em so much, you end up finishing a bag faster than you can check your email in the morning.  And that’s not a good thing.  You need to find a way to control this obsessive Gummi munching.  Maybe these Evil Hot Gummi Bears could help. Shaped and sized like regular Gummi Bears, these candies hide a dark secret: they’re built [...]

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  • Toffee Scorpion: A Bar Of Candy With An Arachnid Inside

    Toffee Scorpion: A Bar Of Candy With An Arachnid Inside

    Baked worm and cricket snacks still too tame for your wild appetite?  Step it up a notch with the Toffee Scorpion, a slab of toffee-flavored candy with a real scorpion locked helplessly inside. Mmmm… Sure, anyone can make toffee candy and put a fake gummi critter inside.  This isn’t one of those things, though.  Instead, they use real predatory arthropods that once clawed and stung their way to feeding on their preys. The Toffee Scorpion candy measures 8 x 5 [...]

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  • Zombie Head Candies Come With Cherry Goop For Brains

    Zombie Head Candies Come With Cherry Goop For Brains

    Tired of zombies eating humans?  Me too.  Let’s turn that game around and have humans eating zombies instead.   I mean, if you chop that rotting flesh up, roll it in salt, flood it with vinegar and boil it really long, it could end up edible, you know?   Okay, I think my dinner just crept back up my mouth.  We’ll need practice with this one and these Chocolate Zombie Head Bon Bons look like the perfect first bite. Billed as “delightful [...]

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  • Candy For Your Hangover: The Snap Infusion

    Candy For Your Hangover: The Snap Infusion

    You know how they make kids’ vitamins taste like candy so little ones will actually eat them?  Well, that goes for old people like you who don’t take their vitamins, too.  And the solution is called the Snap Infusion. Billed as a “naturally-designed supercandy,” this sugar-coated treat actually packs a mean load of multivitamins and minerals.  It’s so powerful, in fact, that all the hip party kids have been using it to ward off hangovers after waking up from a [...]

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