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Bald Man’s Comb: Grooming Supplies For That Time Of Your Life

It’s your birthday.  You’re another year older, hopefully a year wiser and with your top just a tad thinner than it has always been.
You open up your presents one by one, suddenly chancing upon one with a plastic over-the-head strap in tow.  Oh, good, someone gave you a pair of headphones.  You sit back and hope it works better than the last cheap pair of cans you bought a month ago.
As you pull out the headphones, however, something seems amiss.  Where are the earpieces?
So you check the label, squint your eyes and look again.  It’s not a pair of earphones at all.  Instead, it’s a Bald Man’s Comb, a grooming implement designed specially for people like you.  Sporting hair-straightening teeth kept to both ends of the strap, it’s designed to comb through those remaining patches of growth right above your ears.  It’s mean, I know.
Intended as a gag-gift for the [...]