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Emergency Toilet Paper Roll Saves You From Restroom Disasters

Emergency – you never know when it happens. That’s why all restrooms need to be equipped with an Emergency Toilet Roll, a clean roll of two-ply toilet paper for those unfortunate situations when the standard supply runs out.
From forgetting to refill the dispenser to your brother using up every last bit, there are dozens of potential reasons for running out of clean toilet paper. No matter how valid the cause, it doesn’t matter. You’re sitting in a bowl with nothing to clean up with and that stinks (literally).

In these moments of despair, you can simply straddle up to your Emergency Toilet Roll location and have a bountiful pile of wiping paper ready to do your bidding. It’s a life-affirming experience – one you’re guaranteed to be thankful for over and over.
Of course, it’s a novelty product, so you don’t really have to “break glass” when [...]

Bald Man’s Comb: Grooming Supplies For That Time Of Your Life

It’s your birthday.  You’re another year older, hopefully a year wiser and with your top just a tad thinner than it has always been.
You open up your presents one by one, suddenly chancing upon one with a plastic over-the-head strap in tow.  Oh, good, someone gave you a pair of headphones.  You sit back and hope it works better than the last cheap pair of cans you bought a month ago.
As you pull out the headphones, however, something seems amiss.  Where are the earpieces?
So you check the label, squint your eyes and look again.  It’s not a pair of earphones at all.  Instead, it’s a Bald Man’s Comb, a grooming implement designed specially for people like you.  Sporting hair-straightening teeth kept to both ends of the strap, it’s designed to comb through those remaining patches of growth right above your ears.  It’s mean, I know.
Intended as a gag-gift for the [...]