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Backtacular Seals The Crack Peeking Over Your Jeans

Low rise jeans make you look sexy, but it also shows me your buttcrack in all its glory. Cover it up with the Kimberlily Backtacular, a decorative denim patch designed to cover your peeking backside. BTW, I am also laughing as I am writing about this product. Its more weird than cool.

Kimberlily describes the Backtacular as a “gluteal cleft patch,” which is way classier than “crack cover” or “butt sticker,” like I would have called it. Made from denim, it’s hypoallergenic and shouldn’t look too out of place while wearing your low-rise jeans. The patch itself comes in a single shape, although it’s offered in various bedazzled decorations, including stars, butterflies and hearts. It uses an adhesive backside to adhere to your…erm…backside, with each pack including two replacement stickers.
We’re not sure how often you can reuse that sticky back panel, but I imagine you should be [...]

ZipHolder Lets You Wear Too-Tight Jeans While Keeping Your Dignity

If you’ve gained weight at all during the last few years, you’ve probably experienced the pants disaster it entails.  Since your waistline has grown to much bigger proportions than what your jeans or slacks are ready for, you’ll begin to notice your zipper’s unfavorable reaction, loosening itself little-by-little throughout the course of the day.
The ZipHolder was designed to solve that exact problem, keeping your pants securely zipped, even with an oversized midsection threatening to pull it apart.  Whether you can force the waist to fasten or not, the worry of  falling zippers need not bother you ever again!
A simple yet ingenious contraption, the ZipHolder is just a small strap with ends that you can attach both to the zipper and to your pant’s top button.  Simply fit one end through the bat handle on your zipper, pull it up, place the other loop around the top fly button and you’re [...]