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White Goat Recycles Used Office Paper Into Fresh Toilet Paper
Recycling your own toilet paper out of throwaway office documents apparently does some good for the environment, saving as many as 60 cedar trees per year. While details of its environmental benefits are sketchy at best (I mean, 60 cedar trees versus all that water and electricity), the White Goat – a huge on-site recycling machine that turns used sheets of cellulose pulps into toilet paper – is definitely coming to Japanese offices this year.
Office paper in, toilet paper out – the device really works as simple as that. You slip the throwaway printouts of your co-workers’ mediocrity on the left side slot and wait for the finished product to pop out of the bottom hole. Voila – instant toilet paper (okay, it’s not really THAT instant).
So, how does this 1.8m tall, 600kg office ensemble work? Once you feed the White Goat your used sheets of paper (you need 40 [...]
Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper Cleans You Up Even When It’s Pitch Black
Follow the light, young warrior, follow the light. That’s where salvation waits.
That’s right. With the Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper, you don’t have to turn on the lights (and wake everyone up) to find your way to the nearest toilet. Wherever you see a faint brightness emanating from a small roll, that’s where you need to be. Of course, if someone closed the bathroom door, then you’re screwed.
It’s especially useful too during unplanned power outages while you’re blasting in the bowl (instant illumination) or when you’re enjoying the great outdoors under a dark, cloudy sky (where you always seem to forget where you placed the toilet paper). If you’ve ever fancied taking a dump in pitch black darkness (I heard it’s relaxing), the Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper makes it a viable option as well.
The illuminated behind-wipers appear to be standard-sized, with a [...]
Koji Suzuki’s Novel “Drop” Printed In Toilet Paper Form
Like to read during toilet hour? Then you’ll love “Drop,” a nine-chapter novella printed across an entire roll of toilet paper strictly for your perusal while performing…errr…relief duties.
Written by Koji Suzuki, the same Japanese horror writer behind the hugely successful “The Ring,” the novel is a second-person narrative (yes, it puts the reader as a central character) that tells the tale of a goblin who lives inside the walls of a public restroom. That’s definitely one way to spook a reader – cast the story in the same setting that they’re certain to be in while they’re reading your work.
All nine chapters of the “book” are printed on continuous sheets, which means you can finish the entire piece of fiction by simply unrolling sheet by sheet. It’s printed several times across each roll (not sure how many) so you can “wipe down” with an entire novel and [...]
