• Survival Slingshot Archer Can Hurl Stones And Shoot Arrows

    Survival Slingshot Archer Can Hurl Stones And Shoot Arrows

    I think I’ve found my zombie apocalypse weapon of choice. While I’ve always been partial to axes and swords, I have a feeling this Survival Slingshot Archer will prove more efficient for thriving in a post-apocalypse landscape. Like regular slingshots, it can hurl balls at high speeds, allowing you to hunt birds and other small game for food. Unlike them, it has been modified to also shoot arrows, allowing you to Katniss your way out of any predicament without an [...]

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  • Couch Bunker Puts A Gun Safe In Your Sofa

    Couch Bunker Puts A Gun Safe In Your Sofa

    The Shotgun Backup you have installed in the bed is a nice way to have an easy-to-reach firearm while you’re sleeping deep in the night.  But what about those days you decide to sleep in the couch?  What if the aliens attack then?  Well, maybe the Couch Bunker can help. A couch with a literal gun safe hidden underneath the mattress, this lets you keep an arsenal of deadly weapons right in your living room.  Granted, retrieving an armalite off [...]

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  • Zombie Slayer Axe Boasts Gorgeously Barbaric Chain Link Handle

    Zombie Slayer Axe Boasts Gorgeously Barbaric Chain Link Handle

    I always thought zombie-slaying weapons needed to look more like handheld bladed weapons from barbarian movies of old.  Post-apocalyptic bandit gangs just don’t look half as awesome when they walk around with the same crossbows, axes and jungle bolos as everybody else.  The Zombie Slayer Axe doesn’t suffer from this problem. Made by blacksmith Stephen Heeney, it’s an axe designed specifically for hacking zombie skulls.  The creator, in fact, recommends not bothering to use it to chop wood, as it’s [...]

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  • Pearce Knives Offer Blades With Unique Handles

    Pearce Knives Offer Blades With Unique Handles

    You can buy knives most anywhere.  If you want a knife you can impress your buddies with when they come over, though, you’ll probably need to commission a relatively expensive custom from a knifemaker.  Alternatively, you can jump over to Pearce Knives and get yourself one of the unique bladed weapons in their inventory. Ran by Logan Pearce, a third generation knifemaker, the creations feature some of the most unique knives we’ve seen.  It’s not surprising since Logan learned the [...]

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  • Everyone Deserves A Massive Cosplay Titan Sword

    Everyone Deserves A Massive Cosplay Titan Sword

    If you’re going to look like a dork playing with a toy sword, you might as well be the biggest dork playing with the biggest toy sword.  That’s exactly what happens with the Massive Cosplay Titan Sword, a giant sword for slaying your favorite imaginary dragons. We’re not sure if it’s the biggest toy sword you’ve ever seen, but it’s definitely the largest one I’ve ever laid eyes on.  Measuring 60.5 x 10 inches (l x w) with a 45-inch [...]

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  • BugASalt Shoots Down Flies And Insects With Salt Bullets – Awesome!

    BugASalt Shoots Down Flies And Insects With Salt Bullets – Awesome!

    You’ve stocked your giant gun safe with every zombie defense weapon you can find.  And you’re pretty sure you’re also well-prepared if the apocalypse brings aliens instead.  But what if it ends up being a swarm of pesticide-resistant insects that end civilization as we know it?  What will you do then?  The Bug-A-Salt might prove to be your most useful handheld weapon yet. While it looks like a run-of-the-mill Nerf gun, it actually doesn’t shoot silly foam arrows.  Instead, the [...]

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  • Machete Ruler Makes Grade School Swordfights More Realistic

    Machete Ruler Makes Grade School Swordfights More Realistic

    When I was in grade school, almost every single kid used their wooden rulers as makeshift swords.  And we engaged in those swordfights like seafaring swashbucklers from before guns were in vogue.  The Machete Ruler saves kids the trouble of having to imagine their measuring sticks as proper bladed weapons — because it’s cut to look like one. Made by Palehorse Design, the limited edition school supply comes in the shape of a small machete.  We doubt you can use [...]

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  • Henry US Survival AR-7 Hides Entire Rifle In The Stock

    Henry US Survival AR-7 Hides Entire Rifle In The Stock

    We love survival rifles.  They’re potent enough for survival situations, they’re light and they can be taken apart to a compact size for easy portability.  With the world preparing for all sorts of apocalypse scenarios, we doubt it can hurt to arm yourself with one.  This Henry US Survival AR-7 Rifle looks like a great firearm to keep in your emergency apocalypse backpack. While many takedown rifles usually disassemble into a bag or a case, this one doesn’t need any [...]

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  • Vintage Badassery: A Triple Barrel Revolver

    Vintage Badassery: A Triple Barrel Revolver

    Sometimes, you can put down an enemy in one shot.  Other times, they survive bullets like a video game boss, requiring three, four or more hits before falling down.  During post-apocalypse earth, we’re guessing that will be the norm with mutated humans and crossbred monsters ruling the land and all.  This Triple Barrel Revolver looks like the kind of handgun you should be carrying. Found in the collection of a Russian gun enthusiast, there are no details on the gunsmith [...]

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  • Ranger Hawk Axe Chops Wood, Kills Zombies

    Ranger Hawk Axe Chops Wood, Kills Zombies

    If you’re serious about preparing for the zombie invasion, you know better than to stock up on just guns and bullets.  Loud and exhaustible, they’re not exactly the thinking man’s zombie weapon of choice.  You need something quiet and recyclable for use multiple times over like the M48 Ranger Hawk Axe. Designed for all-day handling, the axe is small and light enough to be carried in hand without burning out your biceps and forearm muscles.  That way, you never have [...]

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  • Is This The Most Awesome/Twisted/Scary Looking Dagger Ever?

    Is This The Most Awesome/Twisted/Scary Looking Dagger Ever?

    If you’re going to carry a double barrel pistol, you need to match the awesomeness with a knife that’s similarly over the top.  And I think we’ve found it with the Jagdkommando Tri-Dagger. Designed by Tony Marfione, it’s a knife with three edges, all culminating into one sharp end.  The edges twist, twirl and groove throughout the length, too, making for one blade that’s equal parts confusing and awe-inspiring. You know how when playing a violent video game and the [...]

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  • Double Barrel Pistol Fires Two Bullets In One Action

    Double Barrel Pistol Fires Two Bullets In One Action

    Two bullets hitting the same target is always more fun than one.  That’s why every video game super cop  simultaneously fires a pistol from each hand at some point.  And that’s why people gushed over the ridiculous Doppleglock.  The Double Barrel Pistol simplifies the two-bullet action, letting you shoot a pair of slugs using just a single gun. Made by Arsenal Firearms, the deadly weapon can fire two .45 caliber rounds at the same time.  Just like video game guns [...]

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  • MAUL Is A Semi-Automatic Taser Shotgun

    MAUL Is A Semi-Automatic Taser Shotgun

    Tasers are good for non-lethal self-defense.  If you’re looking to take down multiple mutants coming your way from a short distance, though, you’re going to need something that can dole out a hurting for more than one body at a time.  The MAUL is the semi-automatic taser shotgun that can do just that. Jointly made by Taser International and Australian firm Metal Storm, the hand cannon lets you unload five rounds of ammunition in a mere two seconds, so you [...]

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  • Pendleton Revolver Safe Will Organize And Showcase Your Armageddon Gun Stash

    Pendleton Revolver Safe Will Organize And Showcase Your Armageddon Gun Stash

    You never know when that giant asteroid will fall from space or when that secret zombie bio-weapon will accidentally be released into the general population, so it’s always a good idea to keep a stash of weapons for the unavoidable chaos that will ensue.    And where do you hide all that artillery for organized safekeeping?  Pendleton Valuables Management’s Revolver gun safes look like an excellent solution. Clad in a tall cylindrical design, the safes can hold both large and small [...]

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  • Hoyt Carbon Matrix, An Ultra-Light, Extra-Powerful Bow

    Hoyt Carbon Matrix, An Ultra-Light, Extra-Powerful Bow

    Because you never know when you’ll be kidnapped and dropped off in another planet to be hunted by Predators, it pays to have a weapon nearby.  While guns are always awesome, you’ll be better off hauling killing machines with reusable ammunition (you don’t know how many of them single-minded aliens you have to kill, after all).  The Hoyt Carbon Matrix, a seriously scary-looking bow, should be right up for your consideration. Hoyt loads up on the hyperbole and calls it [...]

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  • Tactical Balls Disorient Perps With Blinking Lights

    Tactical Balls Disorient Perps With Blinking Lights

    Tasers are great for personal protection.  But if you’re going on the offensive, you’ll need to get close to the target before you can use them.  For that, you’ll need these Tactical Balls, which deliver flashes of ultra-bright lights to disorient your targets enough that they won’t see you creeping up and sticking a taser up their you know what.  Or slamming a pie on their face, depending on which attack you prefer. Designed for use by law enforcement agencies, [...]

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  • Slice Your Dinner Like A Medieval Madman With The Two-Handed Great Sword

    Slice Your Dinner Like A Medieval Madman With The Two-Handed Great Sword

    Don’t like guns, but enjoy intimidating people? Put a medieval-style scare on your neighbors by walking around the street with the Two-Handed Great Sword, a battle-ready blade that’s so big you’re gonna need two hands to keep it under control. Created by blade-makers Cold Steel, it is the biggest sword in their arsenal and is designed to make short work out of whatever you plan to use a sword for. Whether it’s for looking like the scariest guy in your [...]

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  • Hublot Liberty Bullet Is Armed To Tell Time

    Hublot Liberty Bullet Is Armed To Tell Time

    Why put a watch on a bullet? I have no idea. Before that thing hits you between the eyes, you already know what time it is anyway. It’s time to die, sucka. The Hublot Liberty Bullet, however, thinks knowing the exact hour before you bite the dust is a luxury you deserve to enjoy. Created by the company’s highly-specialized watchmaking division, Confrérie Horlogère, the timepiece is basically a pocket watch in the form of a slug. We’re not sure if [...]

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  • Metaltech Anti-Terrorist Assault Cart: An Armored Cart For Close-Quarters Combat

    Metaltech Anti-Terrorist Assault Cart: An Armored Cart For Close-Quarters Combat

    RPG-proof armored trucks are cool.  When you’re fighting in narrow alleys and closed spaces, though, they’re practically of no use.  That’s where the Metaltech Anti-Terrorist Assault Cart comes in.  You’re not hearing it wrong – it’s literally a cart armored up for battle. Created by Indian firm Metaltech Motor Bodies Pvt Ltd, the vehicle was built in the wake of 2008′s Mumbai attacks, where gunmen holed up in two luxury hotels managed to keep government forces at bay for 60 [...]

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