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Pee Without Noise Stool Lets You Kneel By The Toilet For No-Sound Relief

Ever peed so loud it embarrassed you to death?  Never?  Yeah, same here.  As such, it’s taking me a long time to wrap my head around this questionable contraption that claims to help you relieve a common bodily function quietly.  Called the Pee Without Noise Stool, it’s meant to let you take a whizz without making a sound.
If they invented a toilet with volume controls, I would have jumped with glee.   Not because I think it’s necessary, but a dirt-bowl with noise canceling technology is just too rad to resist.  Instead, this is what we get – a kneeling stool that lets you put your pecker closer to the target.
Not that the Pee Without Noise is without its merits.  For instance, it totally eliminates sprinkled toilet water and poor targeting mess, apart from letting you inch nearer to the bowl in case you need to throw up – very [...]