• Zombies Vs. Zombie Hunters Army Men

    Zombies Vs. Zombie Hunters Army Men

    The T-virus may or may not drop.  The zombie apocalypse may or may never happen.   Regardless, we’re all in anticipation of it and if we don’t get it in real life, we’ll just build zombie-infested models of our favorite places.  To make your model, though, you’re going to need a lot of zombies and zombie-hunting soldiers decked in specialty gear.  That’s what this Zombies Vs. Zombie Hunters army men figures are for. When the zombie apocalypse descends, it’s highly unlikely [...]

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  • Walking Dead Zombie Army Men: Unleash The Walkers

    Walking Dead Zombie Army Men: Unleash The Walkers

    Your battlefield model  has been complete for years.  And you’ve probably played the same war over a dozen times.  To keep yourself amused, you occasionally add an alien battle tank here to barrel through the barracks or a Godzilla action figure there to mess up with the dynamics.  This year, you can add something even cooler with the Walking Dead Zombie Army Men. That’s right, zombies for your dioramas and models, ready to eat the flesh (okay, plastic) off your [...]

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  • Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box

    Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box

    Chances are, you keep a first aid kit at home for emergency medical needs.  And you probably have a toolbox on the ready when you need to do impromptu home repairs.  Basically, keeping things for specific purposes in a single box is a good idea.  So why aren’t you ready for the inevitable zombie infestation?  You might want to start with this Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box. Granted, it’s just an empty lunch box with some nice art outside that [...]

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  • Zombie Head Popcorn Bucket Is Appetizing

    Zombie Head Popcorn Bucket Is Appetizing

    I don’t eat popcorn.  So I don’t buy them at the movies unless my girl wants one.  But if they start serving it in this Zombie Head Popcorn Bucket at my local multiplex, I’m going to have to start eating that bland junk. Let’s be honest: this is the single most awesome popcorn receptacle ever conceived.  In fact, all food that comes in buckets and larger cups (from chicken to Slurpee) should take heed — this is how you do [...]

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  • Zombie Mall Experience: Fight Zombies Close-Quarters IRL

    Zombie Mall Experience: Fight Zombies Close-Quarters IRL

    Practice makes perfect.  That’s why most of us will end up fodder when the zombie invasion comes — none of us have had any practice surviving an onslaught of mindless brain-eaters.  The Zombie Mall Experience can help change all that. Instead of settling for video game zombie encounters, the activity allows you to experience everything in the real world.  No controllers, no TV screens and no video game physics — everything works the same way they would when the actual [...]

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  • Ranger Hawk Axe Chops Wood, Kills Zombies

    Ranger Hawk Axe Chops Wood, Kills Zombies

    If you’re serious about preparing for the zombie invasion, you know better than to stock up on just guns and bullets.  Loud and exhaustible, they’re not exactly the thinking man’s zombie weapon of choice.  You need something quiet and recyclable for use multiple times over like the M48 Ranger Hawk Axe. Designed for all-day handling, the axe is small and light enough to be carried in hand without burning out your biceps and forearm muscles.  That way, you never have [...]

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  • Walking Dead Zombie Calendar

    Walking Dead Zombie Calendar

    Everybody can use more zombies in their lives.  At least, until the infestation finally descends upon us.  And when you like your zombies gory and haunting, the Walking Dead Zombie Calendar should make for the perfect cubicle display. Adorned with photographic stills from the TV show, the calendar features the ugliest, grossest and most horrific zombies, mixed in with some memorable characters and scenes.  While I would have preferred a calendar made up entirely of gory zombies with rotting jaws [...]

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  • Create Your Own Zombie Kit

    Create Your Own Zombie Kit

    Collecting a horde of zombie robots is fun.  Building your own army of rotting undeads, however, sounds even more fun for a weekend project.  And you can do just that with this Create Your Own Zombie Kit. Know how you can buy model airplanes that you assemble, paint and customize to your liking?  It’s kind of like the same thing here.  Except, instead of military-issue fighter jets and war machines, you’ll be assembling 1:9-scale action figures of deformed and rotting [...]

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  • Tactical Sammich: Your Post-Apocalypse Bread And Filling Treat

    Tactical Sammich: Your Post-Apocalypse Bread And Filling Treat

    Looking for sandwiches to join your one year supply of apocalypse-ready canned goods?  Stock up on these Tactical Sammiches, pre-packed bread and filling that can sit in your bunker for two years without spoiling. Stocking up on essentials is every survivalist’s duty and delicious sandwiches are a definite necessity.  Actually, they aren’t, but how else are you going to lure those hot, barely-clothed post-apocalypse females into your bunk?  Your good looks?  Please.  Even with zombies and aliens roaming the earth, [...]

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  • Post-Apocalypse Food: Zombie Jerky

    Post-Apocalypse Food: Zombie Jerky

    Blowing zombie heads will likely be the number one recreational activity of the zombie apocalypse.  But that creates another problem: What will you do with all those lifeless bodies your rampaging band of zombie-killers leave behind?  Here’s one enterprising idea for future consideration: Zombie Jerky. Sufficiently cleaned and de-wormed, those rotting zombie corpses could actually be put to good use as sustenance for mankind’s remaining survivors.  Sure, we doubt it will the best meal of your life.  In a post-apocalyptic [...]

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  • Vostok Cabin Will Keep Zombies Out, Tetanus In

    Vostok Cabin Will Keep Zombies Out, Tetanus In

    That giant, rusted can, called the Vostok Cabin, could be your future mobile home.  At least, if some apocalyptic scenario actually plays out within your lifetime. Created by Dutch designer Joep van Lieshout, the portable dwelling is how he imagines our shelter will become with “the changing climate, growing poverty, wars and more.”  By more, we assume he means zombies, aliens and mutant smurfs, all of which I am genuinely fearful of. The Vostok Cabin is billed as a “mobile, [...]

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  • Zombie Shadow Cast Puts The Living Dead In Your Room

    Zombie Shadow Cast Puts The Living Dead In Your Room

    Ever took a candle-lit bath and muttered to yourself, “Man, I wish there were zombies here in the room with me?”  If you have, then you might want to consider talking to a psychiatric counselor.  Before you do, however, best get yourself a Zombie Shadow Cast and make that wish come true. Now, it won’t really put brain-eating living deads in the same room with you.  That’s just silly.  The creators can get sued, after all, when your family comes [...]

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  • Build An Undead Army With Remote Control Zombies

    Build An Undead Army With Remote Control Zombies

    Thinking of dressing up as a zombie for this year’s Halloween?  Take it up a notch and bring an army along.  The Remote Control Zombie is a walking robot, clad in the form of an undead brain eater.  Gather up a few of them, declare yourself the King Zombie and hit the streets in style. Sure, they’re small at 7.75 inches.  Heck, that cheap plastic construction will probably break after being stepped on.   Who cares, though?  They walk, make scary [...]

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  • Mathematical Model Of Zombie Infestation Concludes You Have To Shoot Them All

    Mathematical Model Of Zombie Infestation Concludes You Have To Shoot Them All

    A zombie threat may not be the foremost worry on your mind, but isn’t it at least possible that it “could” happen one of these days?  A handful of clowns students from the Carleton University and the University of Ottawa thought it was, at least, worthy of investigation and came up with a working mathematical model for human survival in the event of an infestation. Since there isn’t a real-life event to base a zombie attack on, the group decided [...]

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