Man with a hatchet versus man driving a giant tractor sounds like a David and Goliath battle. You can hack at that tractor all you want but we doubt you’ll be able to hack it enough to destroy it before it runs over you and your favorite Best Made Axe. Well, maybe David can win this one, too, if you arm yourself with this Unbreakable Hatchet.
Why would you really need an axe that doesn’t break? We’re not sure. Maybe your friends like to prank by running your wood-chopping tools over with their tractors and trucks. Or maybe you engage in weekly fights to the death with other combatants armed with bladed weapons of murder and your axe always gets sliced. Or something equally improbable but perfectly possible scenario like that.
The Unbreakable Hatchet is so unbreakable, in fact, that it’s guaranteed for life. And it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg, either, making it the perfect small axe for all your barbaric beheading, dragon-hunting and outdoor survivalist needs. The handle is made from reinforced fiberglass composite that’s both light and durable enough to survive repeatedly being ran over by large vehicles. Blade is made from drop-forged and hardened steel that’s molded into the handle, so it doesn’t loosen or separate even after being used to hack through the hardened skin, meat and bones of a medieval fire-breathing dragon. Like all proper bladed tools, it comes with a sheath for safe storage and transport. You might want to invest in an Axe Back Sling as well, so you can carry your hatchet like a proper barbarian warrior.
Sporty’s Tool Shop currently lists the Unbreakable Hatchet at a price of $29.95.