Going camping, but can't bear missing your favorite cable shows? Not a problem with the VuQube In-Motion VQ3000, a portable satellite system that gets you uninterrupted TV reception even while you're away from familiar urban comforts.
Housed in a compact case measuring 17.5 x 16 inches, the satellite dish should squeeze handily into a small space. Even with your meager amount of muscles, it should be easy enough to haul around using the integrated ergonomic handle at a relatively light 15lbs. The enclosure is weather-resistant, as well, keeping it safe from the elements during outdoor use.
The VuQube In-Motion VQ3000 satellite system is fully-automated, literally allowing for a one-button operation (provided you have a TV and a power source hooked up, of course). While on the move, simply secure it anywhere on the vehicle (different types of mounts sold separately) to get your couch potato experience while on the go; when on foot, all you have to do is set it down anyplace where you've got a clear view of the southern sky.
It's compatible with Dish Network, DirecTV and BellTV, with quick switching available via the bundled remote. Other features include DVB satellite identification and Dual LNB for using two satellite receivers at once.
Nature is good but, seriously, ESPN is better. Fishing, hunting and exploring jungles can only offer so much fun until your brain begins aching for the passive entertainment it's used to. When that happens, the VuQube In-Motion VQ3000 will be there to deliver it in spades. You can get one now for $1699.