Atomic Trimmer Guns Down Your Nose Hairs In 60s-Era Sci-Fi Fashion


You know how you wake up one day, look in the magnifying vanity mirror in the bathroom, and realize a sudden increase in the amount of hair growing inside your nostrils?  It’s an alien feeling, especially if you’re young enough that unwieldy nose hair isn’t really something you’ve had to live with for the greater part of your life. Like all things alien, it’s best to deal with it using a weapon that looks straight out of campy 60s-era science fiction movies.  That would be this Atomic Trimmer.

Made by Fred and Friends, it’s a trimmer you can use to annihilate the unruly growth in your nose and ears, just like any trimmer you can get off the grooming shelves of your favorite local stores.  Except, you know, it’s clad in one of those atomic ray gun designs from old-time science fiction, making it look like you’re battling extraterrestrial parasites on your body while performing your daily grooming rituals.


To use, simply pull the trigger on the Atomic Trimmer and place it on the bushy area you want to clear. Whether it’s the snot-infested inside of your nostrils or the old man hair growing all over your ears, just keep your finger on the trigger to make them all go away.  A round spinning steel blade at the tip of the barrel takes care of doing all the cutting duties, all while being completely safe to the touch, so it can come in contact with your skin without doing any damage. Powered by just a single AA battery, it measures 2.5 x 5 x 3.5 inches (w x h x d).

Available now, the Atomic Trimmer is priced at $22.99.

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