Your friends say you look like a bear (even without a Spirit Hood). Your mom says you eat like a bear. Now, you can tear through the world like a bear, too, with these Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks around your knuckles.
Designed for cutting, shredding and tearing through large mounds of meat, the cutlery literally wraps your hands in bear-like claws. That way, you can carve through turkey, cleave through steaks and shred through brisket with the same ease those wild shaggy-coated carnivorous animals do. And all without switching tools like other puny humans.
The Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks slip over your knuckles, giving you six sharp spikes on each hand to tear, claw and destroy whatever gets in your way. Despite what looks like a metal construction, the handles stay cool even when working over cooked meat, so there’s no worries about getting burned.
Large (around 4 to 5 inches in width and length), slightly curved (like real bear claws) and armed with sharp ends, these hand tools should make quick work of any meat-mauling duties. Sure, your food will probably look like a bear tore through them, but we doubt it will taste any less awesome.
While intended for meat preparation duties, like pulling pork butt and lifting steaks from the grill, the Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks look perfectly functional as a self-defense weapon, too, crowning your hands like a pair of brass knuckles with piercing spikes. Plus, you can clean off all the evidence right on the dishwasher. It’s available from Amazon, priced at $14.99.