Evidence Knife: Bloody Kitchen Cutlery


Want to get a chuckle every time you prepare dinner?  Update your kitchen cutlery with the Evidence Knife, an otherwise functional chef’s blade that looks like you just pulled it out of a police station’s evidence repository.  In direct contrast to the Anti-Stab Knife we featured a while ago, it’s intended to pretend like it has just been used for a stabbing.

Wearing spats of blood across its fine, sharp blade, you can use the Evidence Knife for a variety of useful endeavors, including peeling fruits, slicing vegetables and scaring guests who already harbor suspicions about what you do behind their back.  You can even use it to prank other folks in the kitchen, pretending you accidentally sliced off a finger with a bloody knife to show for it.

The whole contraption measures a standard 13.5 x 3 x 0.5 inches and weighs less than a pound.  It sports an eight-inch stainless steel blade with a bakelite handle and comes with a CSI-style evidence tag tied around it.  The manufacturer claims it’s completely safe to use for food, though i’d gander it’s a bit unsettling  to use it for something you’re about to put in your mouth.

Guaranteed to add some drama (or horror) in your kitchen, the Evidence Knife is available now for $15.

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