Lounging in the living room while drinking beer is fun. Doing the same thing on your pool, however, should be sublime. The Floating Couch And Cooler should prove itself your best bud in the water, buoying you into relaxation with 15 cans of ice cold beer in tow.
Designed as an oversized lounger (65 x 39 x 33.5 inch dimensions), the blow-up recreational float features a reclined backrest, a plump bed and comfy armrests for full-body relaxation. Made from heavy-gauge vinyl, it’s durable enough to resist punctures even if you’re a dinosaur with spikes on your back (unless it’s super-duper sharp). It’s literally built to lull you into a lazy afternoon like your living room recliner. Except it floats on the water and is intent on keeping you there.
How? The Floating Couch And Cooler doesn’t just stop at putting you on water, it lets you bring along a hefty stock of life-affirming sustenance. Fifteen cans of beer can fit in the integrated beverage cooler, which comes equipped with half a cubic foot of storage and a built-in drain to dump excess liquids.
It uses a multi-chamber construction for structure and support, and inflates using a separate pump. You can also blow into it if you’re so inclined, but I’m sure you’d rather spare your lungs the torture.
The Floating Couch And Cooler costs $79.95 and would have been perfect if only it had a built-in Portalet too (so you really never have to get up for an entire day). Beer makes me want to…ummm…expend, after all. Oh wait, you’re using it in the pool. So it does have one by default. Tee-hee.