The Four Bottles Beer Glass: Officer, I Swear, I Only Had One Glass Tonight

Wife made you promise to cut down your drinking to a glass of beer a night? Not a problem. Just pick up one of these Four Bottle Beer Glasses and get sufficiently boozed up without reneging on your promise. And for wine lovers, don’t forget this giant wine bottle glass.

That’s right, a giant pint sized to hold up to 4 regular-sized bottles of your favorite brew. Whether you’re into plain old Budweiser, locally-sourced craft beer, or some obscureĀ virility-enhancing ale, this thing will dutifully hold four of it so you only need to drink a glass to be completely satisfied.

The Four Bottle Beer Glass has a 50-oz capacity. That’s like four 12-oz bottles with change left to spare, so you can tell the wife the glass you finished wasn’t even full. It’s made from hand-blown glass, with a classic pilsner shape, so you can still look civilized while downing four beers in just a single drinking vessel. Is it cheating? Absolutely. Will your wife homicide your ass when she finds out this is what you use to drink that nightly glass of beer? More than likely. Will it even matter 20 years from now when your kids are grown and you’re still together, defying the odds and living happily ever after? Yeah, that’s what you should make her imagine when she eventually figures it out. It measures 11.5 inches tall and 4 inches in diameter at the widest section, with the glass alone weighing 2 pounds

Hammacher Schlemmer has the Four Bottle Beer Glass available, priced at $19.95.

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