We’re Pretty Sure A Giant Beer Mug With Blinking LEDs Will Make Sense Once You’re Drunk

There’s absolutely no good reason why you should have blinking LEDs in your beer mug.  But who needs a reason when this Light Up Giant Beer Mug ends up making your beer look like it’s bathing in colorful light?

Like any regular giant-size beer mug, this one can hold a big heaping of booze, ready to quench your thirst, whether at home, in an outdoor party, or inside a dimly-lit crowded bar.  Unlike them, it comes with six multi-color LEDs installed at the bottom of the glass, continuously blinking and flashing like your beer is experiencing a seizure of rainbows for whatever reason.

The Light Up Giant Beer Mug measures over half a foot tall and 3.74 inches in diameter, with a volume capacity of 28 oz.   A switch at the bottom lets you turn the lights on and off, so you can go without lights when you’re drinking dark beers, since we doubt any of it will show through in the blackness of your favorite stouts.  The LEDs aren’t removable, so the mug can’t be thrown into the dishwasher like your Warhammer Stein and Four Bottle Beer Glass.  Instead, they recommend hand washing only to ensure water doesn’t muck up the electronics.  Construction is FDA-approved, food-safe acrylic, with a trio of AAA batteries providing power to the LEDs.

Available now, the Light Up Giant Beer Mug retails for $12.49.