A long time ago in a land far, far away, a giant came down from his home in the heavens bringing a giant crate filled with giant bottles of wine to share with the puny humans in the land down below. They partied, got drunk and got a little rowdy through the course of the night, eventually breaking the bottles and leaving nothing but the corks behind. Those corks have now made their way to the internet and are sold under the moniker Giant Champagne Cork Stool/Table.
Crafted by giants, the home furniture is actually a giant cork with the sturdiness and stability of a proper stool. That way, you can sit on it while watching Breaking Bad on Netflix, use it to put your feet up while watching Breaking Bad on Netflix or use it as a table to hold your beer (it comes with a removable glass top) while watching Breaking Bad on Netflix. We guess you really want to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix, huh.
Oh, this isn’t fake cork either. Instead, the Giant Champagne Cork Stool/Table is made with a harvested bark from a Portuguese Cork Oak Tree. And by “Portuguese,” we mean “Giant Portuguese” — just so we’re clear. The shape is patterned after the cork from the Grand Vin de Champagne, which, we’re guessing, is what the giants who live in the heavens like to drink on their off days. The furniture piece measures 18.75 inches tall and 12.75 inches in diameter.
The Giant Champagne Cork Stool/Table is available now, priced at $229.95.