Every time a grown man tries to recapture his youth, the results are almost always inevitably awkward. There's just no way of getting around it. And we bet it will be every bit as awkward when you run around town riding on the High Roller Adult Size Big Wheel Drift Trike. In other words, Guaranteed Fun!
Basically, it's the pedal-powered crotch rocket of your childhood days supersized to support a fully-grown individual. That way, you can get the old gang together and ride around the neighborhood, terrorizing your children with the promise of unbearable shame. Yeah, this thing will be fun.
Since mostly plastic parts aren't likely to cut it for dudes with bulging beer bellies and all the other hallmarks of growing older, the High Roller Adult Size Big Wheel Drift Trike uses a hardened all-steel frame with alloy rims, ensuring it can support a grown man. It uses a single 26-inch pneumatic tire out in the front, with a pair of extra thick 14-inch high-density molded plastic wheels in the rear. A freewheel hub allows it to coast in high speeds, with exciting drifting action during turns to boot.
Features include a handlebar-operated V-brake, fully-adjustable plush seat, a bell (so you can ring up your friends outside their homes as soon as you drive up), and tassels on the handles to really kick in the childhood memories. It can support adults between 5'2'' to 6'6'' in height, with a maximum weight of 275 pounds.
The High Roller Adult Size Big Wheel Drift Trike is available now, priced at $599.99.