We’ve long maintained that everything is better with lasers. From TVs to beard clippers to your iPhone, it steps up the awesomeness by a factor of infinity. So when you want to have the greatest tool ever invented for slicing pies baked off your Pizzeria Pronto, there’s nothing greater than this Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter. And it’s all because of lasers.
Styled to look like a military scope or weapon of sorts, it’s a downright ugly pizza cutter. Seriously. Get past the lack of imaginative aesthetics, however and you can enjoy perfectly-sliced pizzas made possible by an ever-present laser guide, showing you the exact cutting line for picture-perfect straight edges.
The Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter uses a detachable laser scope that attaches to the cutter using built-in Picatinny rails. That means, you can take out the laser and put it in your Andromeda Tactical Light to add lasers to that space robot of a desk lamp, as well as put it on actual rifle with a compatible rail system for whatever entertainment that serves. The scope isn’t limited to putting out a Class II laser pointer, either, as it can be switched to flashlight mode (or combo laser+flashlight) for illuminated pizza cutting in the dark.