Being a criminal fugitive ain’t easy. You spend nights in stinky motels and days doing odd jobs for shady folks. Then, it’s time to move again. And you repeat the cycle. You can never lay down roots. You can never just relax and let loose. Heck, you can’t even unpack your bag because you don’t know when you’ll need to pack up and get back on the road. The Lexdray London Garment should be the next bag you steal — it’s worth the trouble.
Designed for frequent flyers, criminal fugitives and other on-the-road type fellows, it’s a carry-on travel bag with built-in vertical shelving. That way, you don’t need to unpack when you get to a hotel room — just open the bag, hang it off a hook on the wall and all your stash is immediately accessible in organized compartments. Need to bust out quick? Just get the bag off the hook, close it up and you’re good to go.
The Lexdray London Garment measures 20 x 16 x 7.5 inches (w x h x d),with enough space to hold a few items of clothing (shirts, shoes, pants, and whatever else you want to pack), some gear and maybe a couple of emergency weapons (only if needed, of course). Since it’s going to see heavy use, it’s decked in durable 1680D ballistic nylon with neoprene and military-grade hardware.
Features include 4 adjustable interior shelves, 4 exterior zipper pockets, 3 interior zipper pockets, 2 exterior snap pockets, 2 detachable key rings and a fleece-lined notebook compartment (all standard laptop sizes will fit). It comes with a removable Oxford Suiter (hey, even criminal fugitives will need to suit up sometimes, preferably with Uncuff Links in tow) and a removable valuables pouch.
Only 300 of the Lexdray London Garment will be made available. Price is $540.