Stealing The Sun

solar_gadget-chargerWe must warn all of you readers that we at Cool Things have a business plan worthy of the evilest of evil geniuses.  We’re going to buy the sun – and charge people to get solar energy from it.  If the bank approves our $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 loan then we’ll rule the world. Until then you can still use devices like the FreeLoader Portable Solar Charger for free.

In trying to keep with our green theme this week, here is another product sure to save the planet – in some small way anyway.  It’s called the FreeLoader Portable Solar Charger and this beautiful little gadget will use the power of the sun to power any electronic device you have with a USB port.

Cellphones can run up to 44 hours, your PSP for up to 2.5.  You can plug it in and power your PDA for about 22 hours or listen to music for 18 hours with the power of the sun.  The Freeloader looks stylish but this is actually a clever disguise for a rugged aluminum body which can take the bumps and bruises that make up an complicated gadget’s  everyday life.

Also, you’ll be happy to know that if Armageddon comes and the sun disappears, this portable solar charger will keep its charge for up to three months.  So go, you freeloading solar users! Use the sun’s energy for free!  At least…for now. Muahahahaha.