Like to pretend you’re a major drug dealer during air travel? Then stop flying coach, you tightwad. Plus, wear a fake moustache, aviator shades and toss money around like it was going out of style. In case that’s too rich for your tastes, you can probably settle with just pissing off airport and immigration personnel with these Suitcase Stickers, which add a ripped-out design to your luggage, showing it filled with a selection of antisocial images.
The decals, which put a fake hole on your bags, are intended to make it look like you’re packing some serious contraband. Options include wads of cash, stacks of cocaine, a stash of adult toys and your very own kidnapped stewardess, neatly packed inside.
Each Suitcase Sticker decal measures 16 x 12 inches, allowing it to fit most sizes of luggage. The adhesive will supposedly stick to anything, so any type of suitcase material should be up for decorating.
In all honesty, I have serious doubts whether you can get this through airport security. Chances are, you’ll be asked to remove it or, at least, cover the image up. Imagine the ruckus you’ll be causing once this thing rolls around baggage claim, in plain sight for everyone to see – ack! Pretty funny, though.
These absolutely unruly Suitcase Stickers are available from Cheeky for $25 each.