Who's the real master of your domain? Doesn't matter what your wife thinks when you're the one sitting on the Brobdingnagian Sports Chair, a ridiculously huge folding chair fit for a king.
Tired of tall people always blocking your sight while sitting in the bleachers? Not anymore. With this chair in tow, you're guaranteed to be the biggest douche guy in the stadium and you don't even have to look like Kanye West to do it. Sexay.
The Brobdingnagian Sports Chair measures 5.5 feet tall and 5 feet wide, with a massive 9-foot seating area. Made from reinforced powder-coated steel frame and 400-denier rip-stop canvas, it can handle fat asses up to 400lbs and actually has enough space to accommodate two people, so you don't fell lonely up top all by yourself. Amazingly, the whole thing folds to just 8.5 inches wide for carrying on the included duffel bag.
Bring a six pack along and never have to get up again, as the arms integrate six cup holders. Yep, you can sit in it, get drunk in it and pass out in it, all without having to leap to the ground a single time. Unless you have to pee. We are not what happens in that scenario while sitting in a really tall chair like this. I am guessing gravity will add more to the situation at that point.
If you can't overcompensate for your shortcomings with a supercar, you might as well do it with a monstrous portable furniture. The Brobdingnagian Sports Chair should handily play the part. It's available for $149.95.