Chillchaser Poseidon Is A Lanky Patio Heater With An Unwatchable Media Player

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Looking to heat up a small area of the house during the coming cold months?  How about enjoying a movie while you’re at it?  That’s what Chillchaser had in mind when they put together the Poseidon, a patio heater with an integrated media player.

Of course, the video capability feels more like a tragic joke, being that the screen looks barely bigger  than a touchscreen phone’s.  Still, if you’re willing to risk burning the lower parts of your body, you can idle closer to enjoy it.

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The Poseidon employs carbon fiber heating, delivering instant temperature adjustments with either 1.35 or 2.70 kW setting .  It uses electricity for operation (plugs into 220 to 240V), allowing it to work without emitting carbon dioxide gases, which is one of the more pressing concerns for gas-based heaters.

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According to the company, it can deliver heat up to an area of four meters at a 110 degree angle, features weather-proof construction and utilizes replaceable elements that should be good for up to 8,000 hours of use.  The killer feature, however, is the slab of color LCD on the four-position adjustable head.  Why is it killer?  Because you’d probably kill whoever came up with the idea of outfitting an outdoor heater with such a small screen.

That bizzare media capability aside, the Chillchaser Poseidon looks like a great way to get some heat the next time you’re lounging outdoors.  Costs around $1,419.

[Chillchaser via Appliancist]