What could be worse than running out of toilet paper? Having toilet paper and not being able to use it, of course. That could well be the case with the Don’t P Me Off Toilet Paper Holder, which requires you to solve a puzzle before being able to wipe off.
The rule is simple: if you can’t solve the integrated puzzle, you can’t use any. Can you imagine the torture? Put the only roll of toilet paper in the entire house into the case, leave it at the washroom and listen to your family freak out in horror, “How the hell am I supposed to get this toilet paper!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
The headache-inducing Don’t P Me Off Toilet Paper Holder is a wooden cylindrical container sized to fit a standard (4.75 x 4.25 x 4.25 inches) roll of tissues. It features a secure lock that can’t be opened until you solve the integrated puzzle. Until you do, all you can get hold of is the sole hanging sheet (which they made sure to add as a teaser). You better get working fast.
An awesome practical gag, the puzzle-armed case should make for a nice surprise to anyone who tries to use a bathroom you’ve previously rigged with its less-than-friendly capabilities. Make sure not to throw away the instruction sheet (where the set-up and solution are listed), though, in case you forget how to loosen the lock. The last thing you want is to be the victim of your own stunt.
Want to turn using the bathroom into a painless form of torture? Just get the Don’t P Me Off Toilet Paper Holder for $17 and off you go.
[Taylor Gifts ]