Remember when you were so happy with your full face of beard? Well, not anymore. You’ve had it for well over a year now, after all, and it just feels… boring. Fortunately, there are things you can do. You can, for instance, shave it off, manscape it into a banging shape (that laser-powered beard trimmer should work great), or even dye it into a fancy new color. Or you can go full Ke$ha and make the darn thing shine with this Glitter Beard Kit.
That’s right, it’s a kit that contains everything you need to cover your beard in bright and shiny glitter. Why? Because you’re bored with your beard and skinning it in glitter will change that. Yes, it looks ridiculous. Yes, it’s not work-appropriate. And, yes, it definitely takes your facial hair to rockstar levels.
The Glitter Beard Kit contains a small pot of red glitter, a 50 ml bottle of beard oil, and a bib. Why red glitter? So you can look like you just ate raw unicorn, with its blood splattered all around your mouth. To use, simply put the bib on to ensure the glitter doesn’t spill onto your clothes, apply the beard oil to condition it for dumping with glitter, and proceed with dumping the glitter. You can dump the whole pot to go full blast with your new look or simply dab on a little to make it a conservatively shiny. Either way, your boring beard should be a whole lot less boring.
Available now, the Glitter Beard Kit is priced at £14.99.