All Entries Tagged With: "lingerie"

CString Takes Sly Lingerie To The Next Level

Yep, we think the g-string doesn’t completely conceal itself under your tight slacks too.  That’s why we recommend the next level of lingerie in the war against visible panty lines: the CString, which eliminates discernible lines completely since there’s absolutely nothing to make them.
The name is a complete misnomer, since there’s no actual string involved.  Instead, it’s more like a rigid fabric-based pantyliner that magically sticks to your crotch.  When we say “you,” of course, we’re assuming you’re a girl.  Or a dude who likes to dress up as one, at which point, we’d like to ask you to keep your pics to yourself.
There aren’t many details on the actual construction, but I assume there’s something about the shape that lets it stay where it’s supposed to be.  Unless, of course, you’re supposed to wear it with a light adhesive like an oversized Band-Aid.  Actually, that makes complete sense.  In [...]

Practice Your Golf Game On A Bra That Doubles As A Putting Green

Triumph’s previous efforts on concept bras were so stupid, it was certain they were going to stay as concepts for a long, long time.  Their latest, the Nice Cup In Bra, looks no different, touting undergarment that doubles as a putting green when you take it off.  Huh?!?
You heard that right.  The half-ridiculous, half-inane creation features a green-grass top that transforms into a putting green as soon as you remove it.  It may not look very comfortable while wrapped around that model’s body (it looks like a body cast), but it conveniently unfolds into a 1.5 meter mat where you can practice your soft stroke.

In putt-putt mode, the Nice Cup Bra uses the cups as holes, which should prove a disaster if you’re especially endowed.  Every shot, a hole in one – yay!  Once you sink a putt, a built-in speaker declares, “Nice shot!”  As a bra, it incorporates a [...]