We said it once, we'll say it again: everything is better with lasers. As it turns out, even hair clippers. Don't believe us? Take a gander at the awesomeness that's the StyleXpert Beardtrimmer 9000.
Made by Philips, it won't actually use the lasers to cut the strands of hair on your face, so it's only half-awesome. Instead, the lasers only shoot out to serve as a guide, so you can give yourself a manicured shave similar to the bearded villains in action movies.
Like any self-respecting hair clipper, the StyleXpert Beardtrimmer 9000 has an adjustable head with 17 different length settings (viewable from a small LED display on the body), so you can keep a slight stubble, mow your face clean, or keep a reasonable amount of growth. Do note, those lasers shoot out right on the blade line, so you may want to take extra care if you're using this to clip some hair off your eyebrows. Features include skin-friendly high-performance blades, a zoom wheel for quickly locking in on your chosen length, a dual-sided reversible trimmer (32mm on one side; 15mm on the other), and an onboard rechargeable battery good for a full hour of personal barber work. The whole thing is water-resistant, so you can wash it without any incident.
Want to obsess more on your beard? Not a problem. It comes with a detailed beard comb, so you can trim your facial hair with the precision of an overly meticulous metrosexual neckbeard. Or something like that.
The StyleXpert Beardtrimmer 9000 is avaible now, priced at $99.99.