You take your morning baths using a Darth Vader Showerhead and perk up for the day by drinking Dark Side Coffee. Might as well supplement that morning routine with a breakfast made in this Darth Vader Pancake Maker.
That’s right, you can now enjoy morning pancakes in the form of an edible Sith lord, infusing your body with glorious power from the Dark Side of the Force. Pair it with butter and syrup, eggs and bacon, or whatever fruits you have stocked on the fridge. Either way, you can go about your day with a belly full of Vaders, ensuring you have all the energy you need to rule your cubicle with an iron fist.
Instead of the same boring round flapjacks, the Darth Vader Pancake Maker cranks out nothing but crispy cakes of Anakin’s iconic helmeted visage, all without requiring you to do anything fancy while preparing your morning meal. Just switch on the appliance, pour on the batter, and close the lid, adjusting the temperature dial across any of the five settings based on how golden or brown you want each Sith Lord hotcake to turn up. Whether you like your Vader chewy or crispy, this griddle will oblige. Features include dual LED indicators, a stainless steel construction, and whatever form of glory comes with being able to eat Darth Vader every morning. It measures 7.75 x 9.75 x 3.25 inches (l x w x h).
Available now, the Darth Vader Pancake Maker is priced at $39.95.