Fred And Friends Deep Tea Diver Infuser

I’m not sure which is better — the name of this product or the product itself.  I’m afraid I have to go with the former: Deep Tea Diver makes me want to buy it from the name alone.  And it should work fine, too, with the geared-up diver acting as the holder for your tea leaves and the accompanying air tank allowing you to quickly yank him no matter what depth he’s reached.  The cord should be long enough to let him dive into both cups and pots. Expected retail price around $14.95.