Why put a hex on someone by poking a voodoo doll with pins and needles when you can stab a wooden voodoo doll with a boring knife and chop at it with a meat cleaver? That’s right, there’s no way to justify it, especially when you can easily get your hands on Ouch! — a cutting board clad in the form of a voodoo doll. Features include solid beechwood construction, storage slot on the shoulder for an included paring knife, and a downright goofy appearance that makes it way cooler-looking than any cutting board in your kitchen. Did we mention it comes with a back stabbing knife! Expected retail price is $24.95.