Surreal Sliced Beer Glasses Make You Think You’re Drunk Well Before Your First Beer

When I start seeing my beer pint contorting like a belly dancer, I can easily conclude I’m drunk. At least, that used to be the case. Now that someone made a Surreal Sliced Beer Glass, how can I ever be certain about my sobriety again?

Designed by Rafal Pilat, it’s a frosted drinking glass that looks like it’s in the middle of splitting into three pieces right before your very eyes. Yeah, similar to the kinds of things you normally see when you’ve already downed too much alcohol and aren’t thinking very straight. Except it will look that way even when you’re sober, so maybe you can judge your level of drunkenness by how straight the glass looks as the night wears on instead?

Each Surreal Sliced Beer Glass measures 7.5 x 3.5 cm (h x d), with capacity to hold up to 12 ounces of beverage. While it looks like a ninja cut through the glass with a super sharp sword in two places, it’s really not, so no need to worry about any beer spilling off the cracks (your precious suds are safe). It’s definitely a fun way to serve beer, making it ideal for drinking all the crappy beer you plan to serve guests visiting your place this holiday season (“Dude, your beer sucks, but your glasses sure are funny”).

The Surreal Sliced Beer Glasses come in sets of two with a pair of silicone coasters in tow, priced at €24.50.

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