Feel Like A King On The Throne With The Knight To Remember Tissue Holder
When you’re sitting on a toilet, do you sometimes imagine yourself as a king, lording over a kingdom from the confines of your throne? You don’t? Well, if... Read More...
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Turn Backyard Rodents Into Hilarious Entertainment With The Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
Sure, squirrels can be cute sometimes. Most of the time, however, they’re just annoying rodents that make a mess in the backyard. Since it seems all but i... Read More...
Toasted Selfies Toaster: Put Your Face On A Toast So You Can Eat It
Want everyone in the office to know you by face? Replace the toaster in the pantry with one of these Toasted Selfies and you’ll be the most popular person ... Read More...
Best Wishes Key Gives Your Door The Middle Finger
Got a roommate always losing their keys and borrowing your spare? Yeah, annoying as heck. Next time, let them know how you really feel with the Best Wishe... Read More...
Edible Bugs Gift Pack: Here, Have Some Insects In A Can
Tired of deadbeat roommates refusing to buy groceries and eating all the canned food you stock on the shelves? Yeah, that's annoying as heck. You tried t... Read More...
Bathing Bad: Breaking Bad Fans Need A Relaxing Bath, Too
Seriously, the wait for the last 8 episodes of Breaking Bad is agonizing. And from what I know, it won't be up till the second half of the summer. In the ... Read More...
Remote Control Japanese Style Toilet. Really.
I have big love for Japanese toilets. Those hole on the floor urinals? Hilarious. High-tech toilet bowls? Drives me nuts. Turns out, though, that the be... Read More...
World’s Largest Coffee Cup Is Ginormous
We all know someone who drinks too much coffee. They can't seem to get enough of the thing. Well, here's one way to ensure they'll get more than enough: t... Read More...
Beardski Ski Mask Comes With A 12-Inch Fake Beard
The Beardcap is cute and all, but it really is quite tame for a wearable fake beard accessory. If you're going to rock a fake beard, might as well turn you... Read More...
Your Magnet Suctions Into Stuff, Acts As Cute Multi-Purpose Attachment
At first glance, the Your Magnet looks like another useless desktop novelty. I mean, a horseshoe magnet that isn't magnetic but sticks using suction cups ... Read More...
Dumb-Bell Cutlery: Get Arm Workouts While Eating
We aren't actually sure if the Dumb-Bell Cutlery is real or just a really funny joke. Either way, we have to agree that it's "going to revolutionize the di... Read More...
Golfer’s Doorstop Gives You A Putting Hole For Practice
You used to laugh at all those adults who spent perfectly good free time swinging at dimpled balls on the green. And now you're one of them. You even trie... Read More...
Fridgebook Magnets Turn Your Fridge Into A Facebook Page
Do you miss Facebook every time you get hungry and have to trek down to the kitchen? Some people will probably say you need a 12-step program to fix that. ... Read More...
Alien Invader Multi-Tool Gives Your Keychain Some 80s Retro Love
Keychain multi-tools are rarely all that useful. And, frankly, are often boring. The Alien Invader Multi-Tool brings the same barely usable tiny implement... Read More...
These Coasters Stack To Form A Fake Rubik’s Cube
We drink coffee. We drink beer. We use coasters. Unless you like those round, wet marks regularly on your desk. And if you're going to use coasters, the... Read More...
Infectious Disease Stress Balls Show Off Boils And Blisters
Thinkgeek's Infectious Disease Stress Balls may just be the grossest stress balls ever devised. They're so gross, in fact, that you're likely to lose your ... Read More...
Tentacle Mustache Disguises You As A Burt Reynolds Cthulhu
Ages ago, before homo sapiens ruled the earth, our cave-dwelling human ancestors snorted hallucinogenic baby octopuses in order to get high. And some of th... Read More...
Too Hot? There’s An iPhone Fan For That
Unless you're at the beach enjoying sunny climes, summer sucks. It's too damn hot walking down the street in your business suit. Luckily, you have an iPho... Read More...
Dear Cab Driver Napkins: When You’re Too Drunk For Words
Too drunk for words? I know the feeling -- best just shut your trap, lest puke all over the moment you try to utter a single word. But how are you... Read More...
When Rain Is The Enemy, Defend Yourself With The Gunbrella
Rifle umbrella too big for you? Ditch the big guns and go small with the Gunbrella, a three-fold umbrella with a pistol-like handle for ably battling the o... Read More...
Need Measuring Tape? Get The Toilet Paper
Who says toilet paper is only useful when you're in the crapper? Not the Measuring Tape Toilet Paper, which you can commission as a makeshift tape measure ... Read More...
Uranium Soap Cleans You Up With A Radioactive Glow
Ever wondered what will happen when you bathe in uranium? I bet you'll turn into a radioactive superhero. Or just die painfully. Either way, you can now fi... Read More...
This Halloween, Own A Gargantuan Skull From A 17-Foot Giant Superhuman
Halloween is coming and you need to outfit your cubicle accordingly. We suggest upgrading from the usual skull all the office drones have on their desk with ... Read More...
Bottle Cap Punch May Help You Break The Ice Also
Want a more creative way to drink your bottle of soda? Hammer a nail into the cap to punch a hole and stick a straw into it. Why? I don't know, but it will... Read More...
Rubber Bandit Pen Turns Your Writing Instrument Into A Projectile Launcher
Shooting rubber bands never went out of style. It just went underground and stuck with the cool kids. At least, that's the story you'll be telling yourself ... Read More...
Evil Fortune Cookies Offer Bleak Insights, Sad Prophecies
Fortune cookies are great for drama. That's why they've been used in countless references for various purposes in both TV and film, from delivering a profoun... Read More...
Chalk Talk Mug Doubles As Canvas For Your Thoughts
Coffee mugs with a cute graphic or a funny slogan is fine. After a couple of weeks with the same joke, though, it just sounds trite. End the tyranny of tire... Read More...
Bathe In Money With The 5lb Bag Of Shredded Currency
Some people say money can cure all ills. Now's your chance to find out with these 5lb Bags of Shredded US Currency, each of which contains approximately $10,... Read More...